TheMachine

Age of Quarrel

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@Frontbumpercrew Yeah. That’s a real thing that happened. It was probably in Killary’s Sex Pizza Place. You seem like a smart boy

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@ashleyfeinberg @Jezebel Get. That. Yearbook.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

The “Death By Ratio” treatment is actually too kind for this level of stupidity, but it will have to do.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@brose_conseco man the shit you RT. You gotta be one of the 350 lb baby boomer beefers with a fucking head full of oatmeal

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@ScottWalker There is no way you have a penis. Ya definitely look like a chubby little Ken doll down there.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@BishesBrew @Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump Where the fuck else would he live?!?!

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@SteveKingIA It blows my mind you haven’t had a hunting accident yet. Who could fucking stand you in person?

[FakeWIPCaller @FakeWIPCaller]

Horrible call. Roughness is ALWAYS necessary

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@BrittMcHenry Speaking of tone deaf: Remember when your friend died from not getting vaccinations or accepting basic science?

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@SenatorRomney @MittRomney Go fuck yourself.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@CheriJacobus What, like the “crossing over into the afterlife prior to 2020” vote?

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

Oh, so they were on the @FDRLST vaccination plan? Say no more!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...children in question were very sick before they were given over to Border Patrol. The father of the young girl said it was not their fault, he hadn’t given her water in days. Border Patrol needs the Wall and it will all end. They are working so hard & getting so little credit!

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@BrittMcHenry @bdomenech @Bre_payton How did this work out?

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@McNaughtonArt Hello. I am a famous art collector and I would like to give you one million dollars for this painting contingent upon you placing your hands in a blender and choosing “liquefy.”

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@TrumpBedminster Yeah. Fucking beautiful.
https://t.co/tnrwTIIgh7

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@ashleyfeinberg Ah the yes the famous “Sports Fast Forward” clip.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@TuckerCarlson You’re such a bitch.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@NRA Perhaps gun nuts should stay in their lane too and each put a bullet in their mouth? Just a fun thought.

[TheMachine @TimmyCarraway]

@RudyGiuliani You. Fucked. Your. Cousin.