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too blessed to be stressed and too sexy to be thirsty

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my twitter is literally just a collection of my very specific and very critical negative opinions

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@soliloquyrosa lisa barlow

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went the liza minelli’s 80th birthday celebration tonight and there wasn’t a single arrested development sketch performed im going to be sick

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

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if the knicks win on saturday i am willing to have sex with the entire starting lineup

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@carriecoon oooo bestie you’re mothering so hard

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@queensofbravo unfortunately mother

[ray (parody) @yafriendray]

why is getting off the L at Bedford low key embarrassing

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west wilson before the reunion

[꒷꒦mindy꒦꒷ @pablodiablo79]

grandma died so i went throigh her meds i just hit the JACKPOTTTTT

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@PopBase 42 minute run time

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right back right back right back ayyyy

[Greydy @GreydyDiaz]

.@BigEllieLiberty is ready for the @nyliberty season opener! @madeforthew

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i hate @AmericanAir 💛💛💛 you guys are the worst!

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bitch i’m on junkie time drop dimes big truck crank up

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@ali_sivi guess i gotta accept the pain….

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@BrandiGlanville @Shannonsspanx icon

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ugh why does it have to be a structure the carpet/steps should be visible from across the street 😭

[pop_insider 🤍🖤 @PInsider_]

🚨 | Met gala green carpet 2026

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this is like 17 9/11s

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A music video for ‘THIQUE’ by Beyoncé was filmed but presumptively scrapped, Barbie Ferreira reveals.

The video featured Ferreira herself, Megan Thee Stallion, Carmen Electra, Shygirl and more.

(https://t.co/ies5Lxuoxv)