@willbaldlygo@keithdunn I'd hoped the car alarm was planned just to shit people up a bit - then remembered that they were going to be getting shit up anyway.
Disappointed that my @Tesco frozen cinnamon swirl has only half a swirl. That's barely a swoosh, let alone a swirl. Pack says 4, punter gets 3ยฝ. Wouldn't get short-changed like that at @AldiUK
@Massie68 Hoping it all ends up in a duel at dawn on the village green. Harrison officiating off-the- books as Lee and Rob take twelve paces, turn and fire #TheArchers