Timothy T Knuckles

Shakopee Minnesota born and raised Christian fellow.

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@RichJohnson911 Heard some chick died cuz it was in her tampon. They calling it super fent on the street, stay aware and only drink beers. Cheers Rich.

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@RichJohnson911 Football team just lost in double OT still on the fence about going 12 deep.

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@RichJohnson911 Foot was out no question

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@Chris458854 I’ve taken some time to think about this and all I’ve realized is that I should have diverted my life toward this idea. So unfortunate that we’ll always have that hanging over our heads.

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Gay son stock skyrocketing with Bonnie Blue getting 1000 cream pies in a day. Can’t believe my application to be the 756th pie was denied. #checkmateliberals

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Super confused about this hazing stuff at Iowa State, what’s wrong with a few fellas taking their shirts and pants off and having a good time? Sounds like homophobia to me. #911InsideJob

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@Chris458854 @RichJohnson911 You know Chris I was thinking the same exact thing, as a man we can’t be going to Friday class in the big 26.

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In case anybody was wondering, sorority rush isn’t for everyone. I walked in during an event and they all were yelling at me saying “get out and put pants on or we will call the police”. Racism is real people. #blm

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Sorry for my absence, I’ve been taking parenting classes after CPS stole my adopted child away from me. Turns out my role model being Adrian Peterson wasn’t the most family oriented decision. #sticknation

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I realized yesterday that I’ve never seen a person with Down syndrome over the age of 30. What happens to them?!? Where do they go?!? @Fortnite I need answers.
#gonemissing #wheredadowniesat

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Top golf update: I hit the ball into a different bay and severed the spine of an infant #GolfSwing

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Going to topgolf tonight I’m gonna show these dudes how it’s done.

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What the hell is going on with Iran and Israel. Everyday it switches between peace and bombings. There is definitely a woman in charge of some shit over there with the mood swings that these countries are having. #IranVsIsrael

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@RichJohnson911 That one’s on me Rich, I had him over to watch game 7 cuz ik he likes basketball. My bad on that one.

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@PGA I will take a full swing with my driver and top the shit out of it on accident and it’ll probably end up going about 68 yards. After that I’ll throw my club at a bird. #golfishardanditmakesmecrashout

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Up at my cabin today and the weather is finally nice. Unfortunately I can’t swim because of my genetics. Maybe I’ll steal some fish from the lake. #FishingGirl #swimmingisforwhiteppl

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Watching love island with my homies. I think Huda needs to stop talking atp. Just because you a mom don’t mean you can bitch and moan about everything. #sybau

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@RichJohnson911 Glad you’re celebrating my ancestors. Wish I could have been out there with ya Rich. I’m in my corporate office laying off non-diverse employees instead. #juneteenth2025

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Minnesota weather at the moment is like a brown kia soul, completely unwanted and ugly. My dates keep going terrible because women don’t like to walk in the rain. #beingwetisaprivilege #ithoughtwomenlikedtobewet

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@RichJohnson911 I can totally take that off your hands, I’ve been looking for a walkie buddy for a while now. It’ll be nice to have someone to talk about the growing infant mortality rate with. #abortion #theinfantmortalityrateisrisingletstalkaboutitohandalsoblm