Tim

Trying to survive while keeping it 💯.

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

START THOSE ENGINES, JAPAN AWAITS 🌸🏎️

To celebrate the upcoming release of Forza Horizon 6, we're giving away 6 Premium Edition digital codes of the game. For your chance to win, follow @XboxUK AND:

💚 Comment for an Xbox Code
🔁 Repost for a Steam Code

Winners will be chosen on Friday the 15th of May

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Me: *Saves game and goes to quit*

Game: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST!

Me:

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

[MR.DND★ @Mrdnd256]

Marriage is not easy my wife has closed the Strait of Hormuz for two weeks now.

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

@THEMAGGSHOW @Septic_Sauce The vision is almost complete brother. 👊🏾

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

For the Culture @Septic_Sauce @THEMAGGSHOW 👍🏽

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

@THEMAGGSHOW @Colteastwood @Septic_Sauce @Jenbox360 @JezCorden

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

Tuff enough @THEMAGGSHOW @Colteastwood @OhNoItsAlexx

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

With the market being so bleak in 2026 I decided to do some quality of life improvements on my existing infrastructure that will still hit heavy levels without having to bancrupt myself lol @Colteastwood @THEMAGGSHOW @Septic_Sauce

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

@_01Legion I read this twice ffs

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Judge: "I find you not guilty"

Me: "Thanks I won't do it again"

My lawyer:

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

@judy_seu She better know me..., ❤️

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

Decided to visit my brothers and sisters this year. We need to invest in ourselves for a change. See you soon @judy_seu

[Tim @TimoGlock84]

@judy_seu Coming for my wife🙌🏾❤️😂🚩

[Horse @lorsehatitudes]

Looks like the camera man has snuck up behind him while he’s taking a piss.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Me showing my friend that his girlfriend is cheating so that he can be stressed and buy more beer

[DRUSKI @druski]

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

[Macho @Avatar_Macho]

There is no “bro code” when it comes to rape and abuse

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

As a fanbase collectively we need to never forget this Trossard season. Disgustingly clutch in pivotal moments. Playing out of his mind. Pay rise? Worth every penny.

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Omega-Level Mutant in front of you and you're doing a roundhouse kick