Food Cooker

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[Zito @_Zeets]

This might sound extreme but I think that these World Cup goalkeepers should be allowed to kill and replace one defender after every match. They don’t have to do it, but it’s an option they should have.

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

Non jokingly this is basically just repackaged religious guilt

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

Jerking off so much you become asexual just get it all out of your system permanently

[sexfaction hentai squad 🤍 @harukaddiction]

@sinogrd just desensetizes you to sex. it doesnt hit the same i fear

[Sanny Rudravajhala @Sanny_Rudra]

I remember when Royal Mail dropped a random cat at my door when I was a kid. Had a name tag ‘Bob’ as well. No contact details, we kept him.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[Zito @_Zeets]

I like France but it’s always alright to hate a powerful team for no reason. One of the inalienable rights in football.

[rebecca @murielswedding_]

alicent organizing aegon’s coronation and then organizing his usurpation is really taking me out what is going on with the people who say she has no agency she’s the only one who ever gets anything done around there

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@MattMaclagan @sapphyreblayze I like how the line break gives your tweet Shatner cadence

[🇧🇦 Horacije Dobravolja, dobavljač tonika 🇧🇦 @eff_hey]

I think, despite what Infantino believes, that the World Cup, on account of being by far the biggest regular sporting event in the entire history of the human species, does not have quite the same need to bring in new casual fans as "the NCAA"

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@Tristan72010948 @jeremymonline @HomeoftheM @Navier_Tokes @snapherantlers @MariGO2thepolls Or just "I'm not going to commit [political] suicide", since the term exists in English but not without the specifier

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@alicenyras This is also incredibly true of iwtv

[ezra 🐇 @alicenyras]

it’s crazy cause there are things to criticize about this show but then you go online and half of it is people wanting it to be worse

[anathemenon @onomatopoeiatwt]

@kollapsarian

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Blur wrote a song about this

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

Respectfully, how would you know

[moidloser @moidwinner]

i'm 6'2 and lowkey height never mattered to any girls they just liked that i'm funny.

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@MontWatch819 Tbf everybody is everybody's nephew

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@Alexios1080 @theweirdinggay I like to think GoT dragons are smarter than humans and this is just exactly what went down

[Food Cooker @Timothy77236895]

@Alexios1080 @theweirdinggay This is actually what happened though