TIMOTHY PIZZA

Husband | Cat Dad | Writer: Funny or Die : Pitch | Comedian | Musician: Sound Became Color |

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@8gtbsg lol the website crashed

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Much like quicksand or turning on the dome light while driving at night, did anyone else have an irrational fear of a bug that swims up your penis if you pee in the river while swimming as a child?

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@FreedomBro1 Holy shit ok

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How tf did the writers think it was good idea to kill off the loan gunmen while moulder was out? #XFiles

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@FreedomBro1 This is a trap

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@walterkirn County Highway fro my train ride to Osaka from Gero, Japan.

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This sunday at 4pm #RealLifeSciFi with @TimothyPizza - Does #CIA know about the #EndOfTheWorld
Watch it @ https://t.co/nkkMTm2DNe or go listen where you get #podcasts #paranormal #polarshift #apacolypse #SchrabHomeVideo #ancientcivilization #secret #government #uap #ufo #alien

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I ordered vodka delivery, got raspberry vodka. I got a custard pie. my cat threw it on the floor. it landed fave down. I went outside to work on my ukulele and barely touched it before it broke. Now I’m watching A bear maul hikers on YouTube and drinking shit vodka at 1 pm. FML

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It isn’t just specific neighborhoods. It’s spread throughout.

[Seneca Scott @SenecaSpeaks21]

This is just ONE DAY of reported gunfire in Oakland.

Oakland is a city without rule of law.

911 is not picking up and no one is coming to save you.

Our neighbors are all we can depend on.

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Ordered a bottle of vodka from an app delivery and got raspberry vodka.

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I think I ate 14 pluots in my sleep

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always speaking of my drinking, but never my thirst…

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First attempt at making a leather pouch to protect my sharp tools. This is for two knives and card scraper.

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@FreedomBro1 @wil_da_beast630 I hear their the Indian food is dope

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@FreedomBro1 @wil_da_beast630 Worse than I imagined

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@FreedomBro1 @wil_da_beast630 I’d eat the fish stick

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@FreedomBro1 @wil_da_beast630 What’s the green?

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Where harambe? @falloutboy

https://t.co/oytONCsGE3

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For the time in years I felt an emotion.