sam matthews

tech bro cat mom

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

It’s daphne’s birthday. Obviously

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

I’m on a red eye to Chicago and I’ll land about 2hrs prior to morning standup 🫠

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

I had a plan for a healthy lunch but I’m going girl feral

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Venmo option to send over requests to small claims court

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Has any town in America bothered to build a permanent structure for its farmers market?

The farmers markets I’ve been to overseas were usually in lovely, central buildings. But here in the richest country on Earth, they’re usually in random scorching parking lots

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

@YIMBYLAND Where does Phoenix sit

[Happy Cocktober! 🎃 @AlexandriaSweet]

I so need a Beetlegoose.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

BITCH SHE IS IN THE WRONG PROFESSION OMG

[drew @hydratedangel]

moderator: you have 1 minute

trump

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

ABC: JD Vance says you would veto a ban.

Trump: I don’t talk to JD Vance.

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

I’m sort of sad about this because I’m a big fan of the app, however Citymapper was cut. Haven’t used it recently. Gmaps has come a long way for foreign travel in the last couple of years. Will download again on next trip, hopefully.

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

My personal rule is that to download a new app on my phone, I have to delete one that I don’t use anymore.

I don’t know how many I have (50, maybe?) but I always find one to get rid of.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Career Day at Middle School

- Firefighter: I fight fires
- Doctor: I cure diseases
- Product Manager: No updates from me

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Me: “I live downtown”

Boomers:

[Alice 🌲📚🌲📚 @Decomposed_Note]

Assuming you’re being sincere, here’s your list. Now you never need to ask a woman for a to-do list ever again 🤷‍♀️

[Gabriella Cázares-Kelly @GabriellaCKelly]

I made it easier to vote anywhere in Pima County with e-poll books, reduced # of provisional ballots which = faster results, created clear lines of promotion, increased worker pay, reduced turnover, increased # of early voting sites. But sure, I’m just a “Diversity Hire.”

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

My dad, once again, eating the tinned seafood I sent him from vacation

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

Saw a post that kindly reminded me that there used to be an option to text your tweet into Twitter

[sam matthews @TinyHandsSam]

@granolalawyer Just added this one to my list! It sounds so good.