UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord

Chiefs,Cheap Trick & AronRa fan,enemy of conspiracy theorists,
friend of the marginalized, OG slacker, driver of bad ass supercharged Regal GS

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

I've been up since 4 & we're leaving Portland this morning & I am terrified
My options are I-5 S with 3 MTN passes or 2.5 hrs to the Oregon coast, then take the 101 to LA
My van was loaded by a pro mover
I bet I'm carrying 3500 lbs of cargo
I have a motel phobia
This is scary

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@chariotsofiron I'm better just hearing from you

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

Every time I see Erin Andrews I think of the reverse peep hole episode of Seinfeld

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

We really really want the Dolphins to win tonight.......right

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

You know that I love my Buick Regal Gran Sport
It's one of my dream cars
Well, I decided I just didn't want to tow it 2500 miles
Dude is on his way from the coast, 2 hrs away with tow dolly and cash
I sold it cheap but I can make a profit on the cargo van I bought for the move

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@TheresaLIkels Thank you lady 😘

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

I haven't been around much lately because I'm sick
I miss some of you 😕

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@mavcatrn Thanks friend

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

The Chiefs aren't on local TV & I'm too sick to go to a bar
The last Chiefs game I missed watching live was the 1995 MNF game vs. the Chargers, when Vanover had the 80 yrd punt return in OT to win
I had to watch it on tape the next day
That's a pretty damn good track record

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@AnIshia420 Maybe

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@AnIshia420 That bass pro shop is in Springfield Missouri lol

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

https://t.co/ulf6OYckH2

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

Lol, Donny Doll Hands is gonna be poor

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking: The New York attorney general's office is arguing that Donald Trump and the Trump Org. should pay $370 million in penalties for decades of financial fraud, according to a new court filing.

The new total reflects new evidence of "ill-gotten gains."

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

I'm not saying having heart disease is a good thing, but I learned yesterday I don't ever hafta wait to get in the emergency room
There were 50 ppl waiting. I'm like, "I have heart disease, they punch in my birthday and say,"Come on, back, sir, lol
Poor suckers with good hearts

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

What's going on in Denver makes this seasons Chiefs struggles more tolerable

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

You ever feel afraid, but there's nothing to be afraid of?
That's how I feel

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

@TheHubbyDaddy Had my first monthly blood work done yesterday
Of course, I can't understand the results, but 4 of the tests said "high"
I've got people on it to decipher it for me
I'm constantly fatigued, but I can deal with that

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

I gotta tweet more. I miss you guys

[UnholyBlasphemer&GroggyEgdelord @TinyVag]

Facebook is fascinating & terrifying

I've reconnected with some ppl

I've learned that the tie between Trump & poor white Christian folks is geographical

I know ppl that were not morons that are now actually morons
The amount of conspiracy & misinformation is heartbreaking