Tiny Dog

✰ all fabulousness ✰ wanna sleep in the big bed but Papa says no ✰ AssholeWeenieDog(AWD) is my frenemy ✰

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And that baby's been here for almost 8 months! I just now am over the shock enough to bitch about it.

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A damned BABY has moved in. First a fucking FREEZE-DRIED dog...a weeniedogasshole...now a baby? I weep people. I. W. E. E. P.

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@GatorHotdogDog Looks like you might blow your back out. I guess the lure of the chew toy is strong.

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alone in the dark ~ my barking will begin soon ~ vengeance is now mine #haikubitches

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where is my @_Chickie ? ~ gallivanting in the sun ~ come home soon, biped. #haikubitches

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@GatorHotdogDog Own that shit! Unless it's tiny. Then deny, deny, deny.

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I bit NeighborDog. Lucky for him, I'm disease free. Little douchebag tried to come in my house! The horror!

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resting in the dark ~ asshole weenie dog is here ~ better than alone #haikubitches

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Holy shit it's cold in here.

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Pa had surgery ~ been in the big bed with him! ~ he should be sick more #haiku #bitches

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@bexcalibur I love being knocked out.

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REJOICE FOR I HAVE QUIT CHEWING MY BACK LEG! No more bloody foot! #imtoosexyforthisparty

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Papa poked my belly with something that smelled tasty. He will pay.

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Mama's a traitor! =>RT @_chickie Napping w/Indy. He's such a good boy! http://flic.kr/p/9jHCd7 <=I'm crying, people. C-R-Y-I-N-G!!

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Mama's home sick & I LOVE it! Guess who's in the big bed with her all snuggly? MEMEME!

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Shivering even tho I'm in the big bed. Mama needs to get on the job & generate more body heat! #myhumanisslacking

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@scottsigler In defense of tiny dogs everywhere I must say that physics is a bitch.

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Feeling guilty. Mama stayed up with me all night cos I felt puny & she didn't sleep. I'm ok now. This guilt is a new emotion. Weird.

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SOMEONE CLEANED MY ROOM! The pretty aroma of ME is gone! Do you know how long it'll take me to scent the place back up?! Forevah! #damn

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Tablescraps. #thankful