Tired Mom of 2

Mama to 2, Wifey to @Tired_dad_of_2, now a SAHM/PT remote teacher 🤷🏻‍♀️ Living off coffee, wine, and crafting/DIY dreams that never actually come to fruition.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

I know everyone says parenting never gets easier but at some point you stop having to suck the boogers out of their nose and that should be celebrated.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM No you take care of you first, you can’t pour from an empty cup and all that shit

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

All those perfect beautiful bento lunchbox accounts should be required to also post what comes home from school after their child has refused to eat 80% of what they packed and traded the carefully shaped heart sandwiches for Pop tarts and Hawaiian Punch

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

We survived 2020 we deserve a Pitch Perfect 4 @AnnaKendrick47 @RebelWilson

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

Is it weird that I’m super curious how the drug trade and gangs have managed during COVID? I’d watch that documentary.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM @Tired_Dad_of_2 Also we are currently drinking your margarita recipe on the porch ❤️

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM @Tired_Dad_of_2

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

I really hate that in this country “getting back to normal” includes so many mass shootings.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

If there is a Pitch Perfect 4 it needs to feature @ItsBennyBlanco

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

If your toilet paper doesn’t occasionally look like this, do you even have kids?

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

3 days ago the kids school sent a PowerPoint about the upcoming return to full time school, I still have not watched it. Someone will tell us right? There is no way I’m watching it.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@SahmAccidental I had to buy an 18 month one, I got it on Amazon if that helps!

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@momjeansplease Beauty and the Beast

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM Almost as awful of a lesson as “The Rainbow Fish”

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@AnecdtlBrthCtrl You will love it!!!!

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

Can we normalize awesome fathers? I’m so sick of seeing so many negative things about Dads being less than or not as involved.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@threetimedaddy

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM Just watch all the pitch perfects that’s what works for me 😘

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

To my children I described what is happening in DC today as adults who can’t accept that they lost throwing an epic tantrum.

[Tired Mom of 2 @TiredMomof22]

@UnexpectedSAHM @Tired_Dad_of_2 Santa doesn’t wrap gifts but he wraps stocking stuff. Also Santa doesn’t always give the best present because we deserve the credit for that!!!