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*indignant crescendo*

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What a time to be alive

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My personality is the exact midpoint between Kathy Bates in misery and Glenn Close in fatal attraction

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Me with his parents vs. me with his friends

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And like a tru Queen.... the nunu is dutifully facetuned OUT

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FEMALE POLITICIANS AS SPORTS
Tulsi= surfing (a la Demi Moore charlie’s angels)
Liz= cringey mini golf course desperately trying to be family friendly
Kamala= golf course built on v v sensitive ecosystem
Klob= batting cage (channeled rage)
Marianne=yoga💙 speaking to manager w/in

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@grandmereduv Idc still love the message... will always stan a controversial queen

[realizing stuff pod @RealizingStuff]

Far and away the most cohesive artistic statement I have made during quar

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“Cops loooove me” -something I probably would have said on my high school blog

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@fr0ncine_HQ this trim slaps boo

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Cool that I’m emotionally invested in the terminator franchise to the point of losing sleep

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@lamprey_ - Juliet Rose

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@JackMernin Ohhhhh my GOD the tea..

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@JackMernin Omg censor me luv.... I believe i said to get d*ck

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@hi_shirin @kjholobar Wow. tea

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Canadians are so cucked for having the queen of England on their money

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Made this cool graphic to explain science to the sheeps

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Libs right now who spend the last four years wishing for an economic downturn so that trump wouldn’t get re-elected

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@ayathe_tiger @nypmetro His nipple rings were so heavy that they distracted him from basic morality

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Me as soon as this thing over :)