Mark Tiss

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@atensnut He, madam, is just the beginning. 😉

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@AdamRichman 8, I hitch hiked from Miami to San Diego and back over a few months in 1992.

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@AlistairCarns Nice one Centurion.

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@AlistairCarns Cheers.

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@AdamRichman I do like a buffet. It gives you a chance to try different foods or different combinations without the waste involved in ordering a whole dish.

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@SusanSmythSL This concerns me. As an Englishman I would hate to give offence, but if I don’t know the rules how would I know? A gentle word, an introduction to your new neighbour and I am sure all will be well. Even if that doesn’t work don’t give up. You have your etiquette, stick to it. 😉

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You know one thing I haven’t seen is anyone drawing an analogy between what’s happening now and Hitler and Stalin carving up Poland on 23/08/1939, the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.

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@davidvance Not even close, bud!

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@AvrilLavigne @simpleplan @WeTheKings @iamfefemusic UK dates to follow?

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Motorcycles don’t get stuck in traffic. They’d have to catch me first. 😉

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@JeffStelling Hilton Cardiff were bang on. I checked in at 1330 yesterday, they had a room ready, I dropped my bag off in it and went in search of lunch.

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@RhonddaBryant Everything she’s involved@with is a mess.

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@JonathanPieNews Do they actually know who you are and what you do? FFS!

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@MindCharity Your charity depresses me!

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@IknowNooothing @wartranslated Unless, of course, you want paranoid Russians in a certain area. 😁

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@daraobriain I presume the end of MTW is due to the current political scene being too funny all by itself?

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@DaveThompsonCC We’ve finally reached the stage of, “God help us!”

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@LidlGB Pain au raison

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@The_Lockyer Always be positive, always have something to look forward to, always maintain your sense of humour and never, ever forget - shit happens.