Titan Tweets

Titans.. They Say What They Want, When They Want

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I feel like if you don't know that all the angles of a triangle add up to 180 degrees... you shouldn't be doing illegal shit

-Garrett

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Just downloaded #drunkmode so my friends don’t lose me - https://t.co/tCqMKhemKH

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@Titan_Tweets Garrett ^

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*Referring to Founders hall*

"Not sure bout the infusion of new and old, it's like taking a '69 challenger and shoving a Subaru up its ass"

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"You couldn't get Man Bun Guys pants on any tighter if you had a fucking ratchet strap!"

- Garrett. (@bigg416)

#TitanTweets2015

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"I don't care how good you are at Rubix Cubes... Once I switch two stickers on you your not getting that sucker back together."

-- #Garrett

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"Statistically speaking for every Wayne Gretzky we have, the USA should have 10"

- #Garrett

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"Are you guys talking about that idiot that whistles in the caf? Yeah that guy can have a nice long suck on my dickk"

-- #Garrett

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#ualberta #uofaAugustana

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Titans love #uofaAugustana #ualberta

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"I will now go into a study cocoon, and I will emerge a learned butterfly!!"

-#Garrett

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"I haven't taken a note in class since Bush was in power... And Obama's been there for awhile now..."

--#Garrett

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"Feel kinda bad capturin Lugia, great protector of the seas... And then stuffing her in Bill's P.C. She doesn't belong there.

-#Garrett

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Garrett: "How fast is hyper speed?

Hayden: "Idk Garrett!! Fuckin fast!!"

Garett: "well..."

Hayden: "IT's GOT FUCKIN HYPER IN IT"

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"Why is my bed 10x comfier in the morning then it was the night before?!"

-- #Garrett

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#Titans #Sex

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Where's Ryan Wales? Is he walking around campus posting "Lost Fletcher - If seen Please Return To Me" posters or something?

--#Garrett

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"Can we go pick up some two ply today man? I seriously feel like I've been wiping my ass with Fire Ants lately"

-- #Garrett

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" Three things required to be a man...
1. A Y Chromosome
2. A penis
3. Knocking on Heavens Door in your iTunes library!"

-- #Garrett

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#HungoverTitans #Legends