Tito

Slanger of beers. Member of the FOH Army. All Family Everything.

[Marc D'Amico @Marc_DAmico]

Reporter: "Joe, why does the NBA Cup matter?"

Joe Mazzulla: "Who said that?"

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Marta is simply magical🪄

This one will be on repeat forever! #NWSLPlayoffs

[Joey Stone I Sloppy Joe @JoeyStone_8]

Dude…Brian Bohannon is still here pumping up everyone of his players despite undeservingly losing his job.

This is sick and awesome to see.

[90's Fresh DÁVE @Tagard_McStone]

Well so far so good I guess.

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"Michael Jordan was more like Seinfeld — 9 great years, highly impactful and still discussed today. LeBron's become Law & Order. We're on year 35. I watched an episode two days ago, it still crushes."

— @ColinCowherd

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[taco belle is going to vc5 ✨ @animalologist]

If I were the husband and you confessed this lengthy peanut butter ploy to me at the right time, it would be the funniest moment of my entire life

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Soon to be Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth complained on Fox that veterans who use the benefits they've earned are dependent on the government and lack "personal integrity".

This is what every Vet who wore their MAGA hats to the VA hospital voted for.

https://t.co/H1bfbCLPUi

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend

[Honest Brotha @TheImperfectLeo]

I can feel the heaviness of the 1997 through the picture.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Never forget: Kevin McCarthy said, “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.” That member is Matt Gaetz.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my best friend after eating very sour candy

[hazy ipa supernova @animatedGeoff]

Aww come on man I got Pelicans duty on Friday

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Here's why Top Golf works. A very small segment of the population plays golf and of that very small segment, very few are delusional about how good they are. Golf is a sport that forces you to be honest with yourself. No one to point the finger at but yourself. No one is going in Top Golf and taking themselves seriously. Basketball on the other hand- everyone hoops and a vast majority are delusional about how good they are. That place is gonna smell like underarm funk,Heineken breath arguments, 2006 state semifinals broken dreams and fried pickles.

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The only TikTok trend I enjoy is edits that come out of absolutely nowhere

[captainsugartits @0liander]

If a medium can talk to the dead imagine what a large could do

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Jalen Rose's reaction to Spo calling a timeout he did not have is an all-timer

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"