Talayeh Nasir

NY➡️LA idk what I'm doing

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I gotta keep it so when i fart

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The way imma give this nikka anniversary pussy i might need to pop 2 plan Bs

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

@Alitalia THIS IS THE MOST UNORGANIZED AIRLINE I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Irny Irdina @irnyirdina]

When you try to sing all the parts

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

The American public wasn't even trusted to use Four Loko responsibly but apparently high powered rifles are fair game

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

@serolfyllom What

[Follow @iLowkeyB__ @iLowkeyB]

Please slap me if I ever think about deleting this app LMFAO https://t.co/LtDgDLxV0f

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

◻️single
◻️in a relationship
☑️bats are just rat angels 🤔

[Mennell🇵🇸 @sapphic_pageant]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *tears stream down my face* someone help us https://t.co/lvPEbcU1Xo

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

Instead of showing the map on the screen I have a literal atlas.

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

My plane is so old that I don't even have seat back pockets. Where am I supposed to put my water bottle that I spent $10 on?

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

Drinking Smooth Move on my way to the bar and proud

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

Dr. Seuss cartoon from 1941 and for some reason it's still relevant....

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

That moment when you suck up your wine using a veggie straw

[Talayeh Nasir @Tittttttttty]

There is so much lint on Donald's coat #Inauguration

[Mennell🇵🇸 @sapphic_pageant]

Do you think @realDonaldTrump knows his inaugural speech has to be more than 140 characters?

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

what a gorg day!! 2 bad i watched the confirmation hearings & remembered this countries impending doom!! lol! fuck!