Tj vs zombies

He/Him

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@fuckyouiquit Would attach this to my resignation letter

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@Ianflux12 “Healing word: oh come on they barely hit you”

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@MrSlipShoe @RespectfulMemes Whomst the fuck asked you

[Jax Romana is Haunting Bluesky and Mastodon!🌹🌈 @RuffleJax]

"whatever company wrote this" buddy I assure you it was me at 3am after experiencing alt-right LARPers playing fascist Gangrel for several years and also I got paid pretty well for it too

[Trash Baby Jones @Trash_Baby63]

Anyone by chance want any readings done?
I forgot about Amara and Jude’s book fair Wednesday 😭😭

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Playing chicken with the confidence that you cannot lose 😁

Losing 😲

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes.

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Not Shelby too. Jeez dude

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@SamSykesSwears Shadow Hearts

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@FLKDayton Wait for it:
Paid administrative leave
Internal investigation
“We found we did nothing wrong”
Show a bunch of articles about the victims criminal history
Charges against victim dropped
Cops back on the force
Repeat

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@TizzyEnt Stomp on nazis in 2022

[stevie @gayvalkyries]

matthew mercer will replace henry cavill as geralt in ‘the witcher’ season 4

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@TheRickWilson Someone needs to identify him with a 2x4

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

The Battle of Bamber Bridge, 1943.

Racist US military police attacked black US troops on British soil.

US military authorities demanded the town’s pubs impose a colour bar, the local landlords responded with signs that read “Black Troops Only” which pissed them off.

A THREAD

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@OGDeathKnight Skeletonkrewforlife!

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@jimvega @DailyLoud Guaranteed he did some damage to the suspension, probably rear bumper clips are popped, front bumper and skid plate are probably fucked, too. Repairs gonna be way more than what he owes on the car note

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@Junior11771 @DailyLoud Kinda like the guy who drove his car off a moving truck into an intersection and causing an accident?

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@DailyLoud Now that’s a theft charge, and the damages from that stunt are going to be claimed against his insurance and he’ll owe his deductible to the lien-holder. Man just dug his hole deeper. And they’re gonna get the vehicle either way they’ll just show up with cops next time

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@LilySimpson1312 Lol they put their two minorities in the front