Brian Tillman

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Does anyone else have an irrational fear that when you take out the trash you panic that your wallet, phone, or keys somehow got scooped up?

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Forgot how much I miss playing tennis. Need to get back out there! #USOpen

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

I sneezed and dropped my phone on my face, and somehow it took a screenshot, opened an ad, and turned up my volume....

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Shout out to the classy gent who was smoking a pipe in traffic! #1850hipsters

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

My Uber smells like Nordstroms.

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 @camkeene3 Can I come? #SampleLyfe

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 No... not until you have a drivers licence

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

"18 Dollars for a lb of Turkey?... Go f**k yourself." -@notaxation

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@TimGettys @notaxation @GameOverGreggy @Nick_Scarpino New Scumbag/Wolvierne watching GOG show from day 1. Reminding you of some oneLiners!

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 Never give up!

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Just had a kid pass me going like 25 mph on a Razor Scotter and justed screamed "MOVE!!!" And then he ran strait into the side of a car...

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 Your welcome ;)

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Don't you hate when you can still feel the warmth of someone else's butt on the toilet seat! #publicRestrooms

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

I'm at my grandparent's retirement home talent show, and I swear I saw Liam Neeson preforming a lip sync to the beachboys! #LiamNeesonIsOld

[BlueTaeng @tuckeredout23]

.@HBO not to sound desperate but I would do just about anything to be in @GameOfThrones in some fashion, like a background extra. Any tips?

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Strait anarchy out here #worldcup

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

Roadrage:
"This car needs to get turnt and get out of my way"

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 you need more Pokémon rumble in your life 😉

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

🐦 @tuckeredout23

[Brian Tillman @TmanBrian9]

@tuckeredout23 call in sick