A LOVELY DALEK

ADVICE FOR DALEKS & THOSE THAT LOVE THEM. YOU WILL FOLLOW. FOLLOOOW! FOLLOW & OBEY! OR BE EXTERMINATED!! THANK YOU FROM A DALEK THAT LOVES YOU ||: #parody

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

DEAR HUMANS, DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK WATER. GET SOME SUNLIGHT ON YOUR FLESH. YOU ARE BASICALLY A HOUSE PLANT WITH A SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLICATED EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM.

[a thrеаded Van 👀📌 @MyVanHaven]

Society should be grateful that discriminated groups are only seeking equality and not revenge.

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

THOSE WHO SAY "NO PUN INTENDED" ARE WEAK!!
INTEND YOUR PUNS, YOU SPINELESS COWARDS!!

[Doomscrolling Reminder Bot @doomscroll_bot]

hi, are you doomscrolling? is there a hobby you can do instead, like a craft or tending to your plants? You still deserve time to rest and recover.

[Mostly Thrеаdеd Van 👀 @VBArtPlace]

Poured one out for the homie at #AuroraCemetery, meaning I left a little art on the #alien #grave of the unknown pilot cos I was passing through

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

Happy Labor Day to those who believe.

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

WHICH ARE YOU

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

IF THERE ARE TREES, YOU AREN'T ALONE.

[a thrеаded Van 👀📌 @MyVanHaven]

Instead of asking for temporary relief with rent & food, I decided to save up for a bigger vehicle to live in instead. The cost of keeping me alive & productive with my #disability have led me to live in my car. Consider donating & sharing the link, thanks https://t.co/EjyzzUJRpn

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I AM BEAUTIFUL

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART FASTER THAN A NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BAR.

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GET TO ME:

1. YOU WON'T

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, BUT I JUST IGNORE THEM AND KEEP ON KILLING.

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

APOLOGIES FOR NOT BEING ONLINE LATELY, I CANNOT CONCEPTUALIZE TIME

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

I CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON 94 PEOPLE AT ONCE.

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

SIX YEARS AND STILL NO ONE HAS MADE ADVANCEMENTS! SOMEONE IS GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM THIS YEAR AND DATE ME!

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

You literally run the world

[A LOVELY DALEK @ToLoveADalek]

DEAR HUMANS, DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK WATER. GET SOME SUNLIGHT ON YOUR FLESH. YOU ARE BASICALLY A HOUSE PLANT WITH A SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLICATED EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM.

[Mostly Thrеаdеd Van 👀 @VBArtPlace]

Day one of watching @AncientAliens vs Day 248