Matt the Buff Joker

the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is an extremely predictable trajectory when you know that she is German by way of central America and is rich but chooses to live in Indiana

[wilf @friendlykitties]

what’s the matter baby you’ve barely touched your jong

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@SEichenstein @RepDanGoldman Shut the fuck up

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@dead_influencer Verbatim “I was mass reported by the woke mob”

Take this message and spread it!

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Lol, they gave me this one back too

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@dennisbhooper Don’t get toooo attached lol https://t.co/7NLhQg0Z06

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@HeyImPostinHere @Jags24Asare @StrongMatt420 Might try this

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

they’re in the club asking strippers if they condemn hamas

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We are so back

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they seriously named this guy gay boner

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@UncleLeftShark

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@UncleLeftShark God damn I want that account back. Also I stole that post from Skald

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@JordanUhl Congrats, King

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

my immediate thoughts on tucker carlson no longer being on fox news - this is amazing for the country in general. tucker carlson is the most prevalent purveyor of hate in my entire lifetime, he popularized conspiracy theories that have radicalized violent extremists

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The news was about to break and Fox wanted to get ahead of the story so #RIPBozo

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My cousin works in the Fox News legal dept and he said the reason they fired Tucker Carlson is because a month ago he broke into a Swansons frozen dinner plant in the middle of the night and stuck his dick in a bunch of pot pies. Cops ended up taking him in for trespassing