Teresa

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

[Teresa @ToTheWinchWench]

Some of you need to look in a mirror.

In the dark.

And say, "Bloody Mary" three times.

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@adspends @CoreyJMahler Yeah, because when we don't have them, companies try to kill us.

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@ValerieSprague @stateofgrace04 I feel like they captured some of that in the Wheeler house.

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Fitzwilliam Darcy:

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

@LainNJD I think it's the seeking out titillation thing that is confusing for me because I generally avoid being titillated except exactly when I want to

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@queersocialism @KingGustavD I am mad that I am not eating the meatballs, personally.

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@pacinocrave I hope she did them in that order because strapping on a parachute over two fresh piercings sounds almost as bad as having to jump out of a plane.

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@anastasiasofier @dqveed I'm a fat girl with big natural boobs and I've always been able to do it.

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@EvilStefano @verydumbgirl Buddy, I was 20 in 2003 and it would be another 15 years before I would be comfortable being openly bi, but okay.

[Teresa @ToTheWinchWench]

You put your left arm in
You put your left arm out
You put your left arm in
Then you shake it all about

You are my baby and I am just trying to get pajamas on you.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Would you work at a cemetery for $300/hr"

Me arguing with a ghost at 2AM:

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@la__duch @Skores9q @pepsi @pepsi You're still on the hook for this

https://t.co/orPemLXKT9

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@Jes912 My Mema had those brows.

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@SciFiGrrrl @fatsajak_ How is Dana a slut? Aside from when she is possessed by a demon, Dana is presented as an intelligent woman with a difficult profession who rebuffs the advances of an idiot. The Ghostbusters themselves are standard tropes as well.

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@ren_dvm @itsmubashi Charlatan is a great book about him!

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@0rang3youglad to be fair, no one would look good with that hair. the length isn't the problem here.

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@FearedBuck Wow. Pathetic.

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@AnotherGalaxy92 @ATRightMovies I love this movie, but I don't find it traumatic

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@ATRightMovies Dear Zachary
Dancer in the Dark

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@esjesjesj Counterpoint: Dumbo is incredibly depressing.

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Explaining looksmaxxing to my offline husband:

"It's body dysmorphia, but for men, so they had to give it a little name."

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@TealComet @ThatEricAlper Casper Van Dien has done alright