Catherine Toast

I want everything I've ever seen in the movies

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@alex008888 @scienceshitpost If you are what you eat, officer, then I am an innocent man

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@redlettermedia I'm in an airport so I guess I'll watch this on my phone at full volume

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@redlettermedia @Sgtzima Imagine Jay wrote this comment and he's absolutely perfected his Mike imitation

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks You're lucky you have a picture! I drove/lived in a 1980 Dodge campervan for a year in college and I have zero proof to show my kids

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Was he the one who spoke at your panel at dragoncon? He was dressed as....I wanna say Chaucer

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks It's crazy how you look exactly the same in this movie as when you played Lemony Snicket, even though they're like 20 years apart. You're forever young and beautiful, I guess.

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks I'm on the other coast but know that I'm so proud of you! 😘❤️❤️

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Cool

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks @Talon_Warburton Another Warburton is always a good thing 👍

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks @YouTube Ironic that this show seems to be set in the glory days of mustaches and yet...

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Your wife must love you a lot to take them on as in-laws

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@hashjenni My personal weird moments when I first came to the USA were:
- American flag displayed in church
- Random stranger saying "bless you" when I sneezed
- Mother for forbidding child from climbing a tree because they didn't have health insurance

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Yassss, fantastic! Keep going, keep achieving, keep doing the things that bring you joy. You're gonna knock 'em dead. I'm rooting for you! We're all rooting for you! ❤️

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Amazing stuff, I played it for my kids while we were waiting for the Xmas parade and now they ask for it every time we get in the car

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@paddywarbucks Merry Christmas to you! Also I scored Pearl Jam tickets today, be happy for me 😀

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

Also, I thought the bakery lady was just making conversation when she asked how old you are, I did not intend to put it on the cake, I swear 😂😂😂

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@Pinko69420 If you have the bandwidth, I encourage anyone to say their piece, if only as a message of hope for those who find it in the future.

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@Pinko69420 You'll never change the mind of the other person, but many times I've stumbled across a public debate that has given me new info, opened my eyes to an issue I didn't know existed, or gave me hope that there are still good people out there, willing to stand up for what's right.

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@eddievedder you need to get in on this

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

I think we all need to come together as a nation and plan something really cool for Patrick Warburton's 60th birthday

[Catherine Toast @Toastburglar]

@SunnyParker Yeah I did the tears, I'm on whatever stage distracting myself by thinking about birthday cake is