din tuna

professional complainer and nobody’s type. lávate las manos, rex 🦖

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I'm convinced of two things that actually help ADHD (besides meds):

- money
- a neurotypical, emotionally intelligent, caring partner

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

No place trolls harder than Walnut Creek in the East Bay of the San Francisco Bay Area.

[Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini]

Raman needed to beat Pratt by 8.7 points in the remaining vote today. Instead, she won this drop by 22.5 points, and it was a large batch.

That puts Nithya Raman on track to join Karen Bass in a November runoff between two Democrats.

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

Twitter acting shocked that the Georgetown and Yale-educated son of a six-term senator, two-term VP and one-term president is intelligent, well-informed and a good communicator

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

If you can beat crack, you can beat anything

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[jovan @ehjovan]

showed oomf the guy i like

[ash @tripnf4ll]

hinge is fun until they start talking to you

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Reminder: If Spencer Pratt loses today, he promised he would leave Los Angeles forever.

LA, lets make that happen today ❤️

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[Laura J. Nelson @laura_nelson]

Every four years, like the swallows returning to San Juan Capistrano, people across Los Angeles County are opening their ballots or stepping into a voting booth and realizing that they can’t vote for mayor because they don’t actually live in the city of L.A.

[ege @egeofanatolia]

i asked the girlschat if we want to visit a museum during our beach holiday and they asked if i was doing a bit

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

i think health insurance companies should be charged with murder if they intentionally deny a patient a lifesaving medication or procedure. if they want to act like doctors, they need to face the consequences. if a healthcare provider does that, we can lose our licenses.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Have you ever stopped to think about how everything used to be created to generate peace of mind and accept those waiting periods?

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think