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I scored a perfect hundred on my IQ test.

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@slime_machine evergreen

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@ritzzcar yeah i didn't need mini jammer on the snipe anyway

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@callandor_

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@MuItimach @proteusjumpship Skill ceiling on the moon and an underground skill floor. If you're ass you're even more ass and if you're cracked you're even more cracked

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@Tmiles95 @iDxrp4 @jingelhymer "I played the same game for two hours every single day for ten straight years. That's cool! I'm normal!"

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@Tmiles95 @jingelhymer "I have 7500 hours in destiny"
"you're the real loser"

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@slime_machine seeing an elite poster being molded in real time it's beautiful

[tomie @tomieinlove]

(Me): What’s that invisible substance all around you?

(Goldfish): Oh, water?

(Me): You know about water?

(Goldfish): Yes, what else would I be swimming through?

(Me, nervously): And that invisible surrounding barrier?

(Goldfish): You mean my bowl? Which keeps the water in?

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Walk to the beat of a bug's drum. Be stimulated by nervous impulse and instinct. You are always under attack. You are always under attack. Nourish yourself, quickly. There are mandibles upon you, right above you

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Her front bottoms vinyl: Please fall asleep so I can take pictures of you and hang them in my room

Me sitting on her floor mattress the most desperate for pussy I’ve ever been: That’s like… hella romantic

My dad at dinner: his college is expensive but it will be worth it

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

Don’t worry man we can probably photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later

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@Mroldguy1 @SheWhoShepherds Who want me

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@Mroldguy1 peepo meditating on a mountaintop dot jpeg

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@Mroldguy1 unemployed

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

🤔

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@Post_Ioism @evilgeckowo have you considered it's just way harder to maintain than other kinds of hair you can spam 2 dollar caustic chemical level shampoo on and still basically be fine

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@peacenicsta @constans evergreen

[mao @maddestmao]

so sugoi, so yeehaw has been permanently added to my vocabulary