Laura 🐀

| Full time hater | Part time idiot | Crab enthusiast |

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

There is something here we don’t understand, big cicada is after me

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

How the fuck is every year historic year for cicadas?

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Thinking about locking the fuck back in

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

@SeaMonser Eh it’s aight he sent it to me and just me and said he’s not saying anything to them

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

GUESS WHO FORGOT HER STEP BROTHER FOLLOWS HER AND WAS JUST SENT A SCREENSHOT OF THIS TWEET

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Damn my family is gonna be mad as hell when they find out I’m visiting men in other states instead of visiting them LMAO

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

“Talking to men who have no intention of dating you is fun and will have no negative effects on my mental health” I say as they wheel me into the psych ward

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The best part about Hinge is meeting people in their 30s and getting to be, apparently, the first person they've ever tried to have a conversation with

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Tbf they could have visited me by now
Only lived here… 5 and a half years

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Damn my family is gonna be mad as hell when they find out I’m visiting men in other states instead of visiting them LMAO

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Damn my family is gonna be mad as hell when they find out I’m visiting men in other states instead of visiting them LMAO

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Someone said the most healing thing for a neurodivergent person isn't sleep or a hot shower or a good meal. It's a long stretch of time where nobody needs anything from them at all.

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Some day

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Some day a man will like me for my soul and not just my rack

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

If I ever have to beg a man to buy me flowers again please hit me over the head with the heaviest object you can find

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Single by choice because the men I am attracted to are not my choice

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Having AUTISM is so funny because after EVERY conversation i still walk away like oh i was supposed to ask them more questions back wasn’t i

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im romanticising everything once again. we are so fucking back

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Please don’t boo me, the correct answer is exercise and not eating so late in the day.

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

hey is it okay if i decide to be an active participant in my life for the first time after a lifetime of trauma making me feel like i need permission to exist

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Take my phone away from me when I drink

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Two beers in and already thinking about what could have been

[Laura 🐀 @lets_sailaway]

Two beers in and already thinking about what could have been