Brynne

Boob.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

So far the most disturbing thing to happen to me in New York was going to a sit down style Burger King. I still feel weirded out.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

A mother of three just mixed up Chucky the murder doll and Frosty the Snowman

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Just watch a woman mail back a neflix dvd and I got confused as to what year it was

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Just was given a tray of desserts and when I looked at the waitress with a super confused face she said it was on the house

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Today I cried over an apron so obviously I am doing super well.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Walking past some apparently very famous drag queens and I have no idea who they are because I am an uncultured swine.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

To be fair they were a senior my first year so I doubt they remember who I am.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

I’ve been in the city four months and finally ran into someone I went to Drew with and in typical Me fashion I pretended I did not see them.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Whenever Petula Clark comes on shuffle I can literally feel my soul being cleansed

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. https://t.co/UER6uZY886

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Some days you need to cry to Elton John in the subway.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

When you get to casually congradulate Bob Mackie on his costumes as though he needs your plebian approval 😍😵

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Making friends with Jehovah’s Witnesses. A very Brynne activity.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Waiting for the day in grad school where my deep Mary Kate and Ashley knowledge comes in handy. In the meantime I will continue to rewatch their entire film catalogue.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Got a text that my ballot is in the mail and I am fucking ready to party

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Ate some sushi that 100% tasted rancid from the first bite but I ate all of it because I didn’t want to waste my money. See you in hell!

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

@_hippodelphia I’ve seen it a few times

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

@_hippodelphia The old movie or the new minseries?

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Watched a man whistfully stare into space as he peed on some shrubs.

[Brynne @ToasterBainns0n]

Can’t stop thinking about the crab that crawled frantically across our path snapping at people while @Chano_Garcia and I were walking through Chinatown.