Yael Sophia

Renaissance Shark

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

I will die for my country of scottish boston

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Romcom called "The Situationship" and it's about a couple falling in love inside the situation room during the killing of Osama bin Laden

[Yael Sophia @sooophiak]

@BONESTOMPER69 Wait this is a great band name

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

[masha @masha_slp]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Yes, officer, I WAS speeding but it was for a very good reason. You see, I just left the movie theater and in the movie I watched people were driving very fast

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

[Yael Sophia @sooophiak]

I don’t know why people get up and go to work when there is Lying In Bed With Dog

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret - your cousin, Margaret BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to THIS!

[Yael Sophia @sooophiak]

When I was a kid I thought it was Abu Grape

[Yael Sophia @sooophiak]

Samwise Gamgee would disagree.

[Matt @scriptumsent]

The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

ideal wife is someone who is good at the jeopardy categories that i am not good at

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Yael Sophia @sooophiak]

@imtyinhere The only thing I’m invested in anymore is the Vecnussy

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

you KNOW when the soundtrack in the movie switches from extradiegetic to diegetic during the course of the same song??? it's absolute bedlam. me and the boys jumping up and down, screaming, breaking the couch etc

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i come from a long line of people in weird moods

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

people shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. get out of the way