Chlosferatu

u cant arrest me im the cakeboss she/her

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

I'm such a simp for a haunted library. A hot lady librarian ghost could come out of the stacks and threaten me with death and I'd be standing there twirling my hair like "omg strangulation? you're soooo funny"

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

Incredible energy outside. If you don't live in NYC right now kill yourself

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

You absolutely can have neighborhood drama when you live in the city, all I've heard about today is gossip about the tacky new Sex in the City themed cafe that charges 8 dollars for tea and has Cuomo supporting owners.

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

I was at Wyckoff Heights Saturday night. I have no new takes, and I'm sure the angles for pictures/videos I have on my phone have already been seen. I cannot stop thinking about how NYPD aided and abetted ICE the entire time.

[NYS Senator Julia Salazar @SalazarSenate]

ICE appears to have significantly increased its presence in Bushwick recently. If you see ICE, call or text the Hands Off NYC hotline: [phone]

It’s also concerning that this many NYPD officers were deployed for what was clearly a justified gathering by local residents

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

CHAOS OVERNIGHT as ICE Agents rush a detainee out from hospital during protester stand off in Brooklyn NYC

ICE dragged a man in custody out of the Wyckoff Hospital building after earlier detainement off site, as protesters massed outside.

Agents rushed ran into the ambulance bay with pepper spray canisters pointed at anyone in their way. Later running out with a suspect dragging him into a car waiting outside.

NYPD arrested several activists while trash and objects were thrown onto Stanhope St to block their exit.

One ICE vehicle appears to have a flat tire and blown-out rear window as they stopped on the Manhattan side of the Williamsburg Bridge, where officers provided traffic control.

Video by Dakota Santiago | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

@LaNoireDe I can't look at her content any more for my own mental health but I think about that mason jar incident quite often

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

wife just told me "sometimes you have the saddest face like you could have been a model for the works public admistration during the dust bowl"

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

I feel almost mean saying this but a mom in this children's room is talking to an AI bot while she ignores her kid and I can hear how it is making her dumber with every word she speaks

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

I'm an October 7th Jew.
Free Palestine.

[Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold]

I'm an October 8th Jew.

While my peers turned on Israel and the Jewish people, I became an unlikely inheritor of our ancient tradition. https://t.co/B8nIXg5xmo

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

@sundeux Pleas go

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

@sundeux wwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[腕が太い猫🐈‍⬛💨 @TsuyotsuyoNeko]

アメリカ料理で食いたいのは「グリルドチーズ」

[natasha @tashteshtish]

eid day two!

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

Canadian citizen research has me looking for my ancestors worrying the French Canadian connection won't be apparent or will be difficult to prove meanwhile this great x uncle was named Télesphore

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Well sure, that minor change in plans realistically affects almost nothing. But unfortunately I have The Disease

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

The time I walked home eating a slice of pizza and a) got sauce all over my gloves and b) took a short rest to watch a fist fight

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

everyone talks about walkable cities
but no one talks about the religious experience of living in one and walking home alone while you inhale a meal in a manner so vile it heals you

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

Have a stomach virus, high temp, both ends, the works etc. My wife is taking care of me beautifully until I mentioned eating some of her m&m's yesterday and suddenly me being sick is "being punished" 😂😂😂

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them

[Chlosferatu @darkwebmemeacct]

I have nobody to talk about the Rodrigues family music video for Charlie Kirk with

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Just to update everyone, Surya Bonaly is looking good and still got it. Bless. ⛸️