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playing to an audience of no one

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scott adams and i are best friends!! #scottadams #fanart

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i still can't believe i met scott adams

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my destiny... had been fulfilled

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i am really going to enjoy my next colonoscopy

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xin chao! what'd i miss?

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@annanananannann 🪞

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fuck you @grok!!!!

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@kippykip1 @familyguyfan53 @jawshwasntfound this is how i find out kippykip has a twitter lol

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@Greginator1996 @ArtofSpongebob awesome idea! anyone got nickelodeon's phone number?

[Gregory Bouthiette @Greginator1996]

@ArtofSpongebob I imagine Spongebob inside Patrick's Underwear. And then Patrick poops. Spongebob gets dirty. He'll be saying I'm a dirty boy

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the new rhodey doesn't look a day above 45

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@annanananannann would

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i find this hag incredibly attractive tbh

[zahid @fkazahid]

@abbadoneye gen z is trying to cancel dominos pizza

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@SonicternityVO @VideoGabesBU I remember him saying this

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@PurpleColonelSP @Herbnoticed Oh Purple, thank goodness I've found you! You really really really need to add Baman Piderman to the wheel of Batman. Thank you.

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@annanananannann holy shit marvel reference?!?!!!?

[hannah @antifamouss]

"Shut the fuck up about sexism in Iran" when the legal marriage age is NINE for girls. Where women are publicly whipped and even killed for not wearing hijabs correctly. Where rape victims are stoned to death for 'sex outside of marriage.' What a braindead, evil take

[Joshua Hartley @JHartley2]

@9mmsmg This happened to a Marine’s wife I served with and the child is healthy and happy now. If @ra3lic spent 5 minutes searching she’d find many other examples.
She’s telling living children today she wished they were dead bc she can’t get over a bad Hulu show radicalizing her.

[Chudjak @chudjak]

"You stopped bringing your nothingburgers to work lately, did something happen?"

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

I was skeptical at first, but the No Kings rally worked.

I woke up this morning and my country still has no king.

Good job, everyone!