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[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

The one on the left looks like it’s from Spongebob

[Tanato Piarda @TanatoPiarda]

Un cuadro de Sorolla abandonado en Sevilla es capturado por una travesti murciana

Si no se está ya diseñando un musical sobre esta premisa somos tontos

[Brook World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[Iñaki @IRALparatodo]

- Señora, iba usted a 100km/h. El límite aquí es de 70km/h
- Pero en el cartel ponía "A-100".
- Ese es el nombre de la autopista, no el límite de velocidad. ¿Y a su amiga qué le pasa? Está muy pálida.
- No sé. lleva así desde la "A-350"...

[Nick @gaynick_]

Every time I go home my aunt goes through my laundry and takes whatever she thinks will fit her. Had no idea I was missing this until I went through her vacation photos

[Rikali✨🏳️‍⚧️ @Rikalii]

The fact that I'd be arrested for showing "female" breasts in public, but then put into a men's prison because I'm "not a woman". Goes to show that we are only considered women when it justifies harm but never considered women when it would protect us from it.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

POV: When the friend you're pet sitting for says "you'll know when it's time for dinner." Yes, there were clues.

[eleo @egarhater]

Llegué al cumpleaños de mi sobrina que empezó el secundario y las amigas no me conocen cuando entré dijo “ella es mi tía la que se opero las tetas” tal cual tía

[Praise @tufpraise]

Every time ICE arrested someone, they blasted the person's face all over the internet.

Why is this one different?

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

"People don't hate cancer, they hate stage 4 cancer"

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A Texas man was warned about an 11-foot alligator before going for a swim.

His response: "F*** the alligators."Minutes later, Tommie Woodward became the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836.

[Jack Parker @MxJackParker]

After I gave birth, a midwife decided to transphobically torture me (including unnecessarily painful genital examination/catheter) whilst repeatedly calling me "good girl" as I told her how much pain she was causing me. This story made me flash back to it instantly.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while driving it blew the entire undercarriage of my car off so now i have to flinstones this bitch

[Álvaro Bernal 🥑 @abn]

Ahora que tengo un negocio físico, visito Makro casi todas las semanas. No falla el ir a pagar y que siempre al menos una persona de la cola tenga en su carro como 150 pizzas congeladas. Cuántas veces nos la habrán colado, muchachos.

[cj 💫 @sillybutch]

agree tbh but recently I read Stephen king’s the long walk which implies the Americans lost the Second World War which implies they didn’t drop the bombs and then a character references Godzilla and I haven’t stopped thinking about that. it’s the silliest anachronism

[Carlos ✯ ☭ @carlos_]

Que un cargo público sea grabado rompiendo una cerradura para asaltar, registrar y grabar el local de una organización estudiantil es de una gravedad democrática extrema.
No es política, es matonismo puro y duro. Esto es absolutamente intolerable.

[Gibirruweinao @gibirruweinao]

Imaginad a los que ganaron en los 90 el sueldo Nescafé de 1200€ al mes para toda la vida diciendo: "Buah. No voy a trabajar nunca más".

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Regardless, Brooklyn 99 is just about the most Obama-era liberal show ever made. One episode will be about how homophobia is unacceptable and the very next will be about how public defenders are evil for making it harder for noble cops to punish the bad guys

[Biggus Dickus @FSAPOJake]

"PS3 launched at $599 in 2006 which is $1000 in 2026 dollars. Quit complaining about PS6 potentially being $1000+!"

Ah, yes. The PS3 that famously did extremely well at launch and nobody had a problem with the price.

[Silly String @ClownPoast]

I just saw this lady on tiktok who has a disabled 9 year old (deaf, blind, epileptic, unable to stand or walk) and every video is just this child being puppeteered by various adults while the mother writes captions as though they are the girl's own thoughts