Toby Court

Graphic Designer • 27 • Cinnamon Enthusiast

[Toby Court @Tobess__]

I feel like long after the world's ended, scholars will look back and decide that 2016 marked the year the world started to decline.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Wife: Everything good? You seem a little down

Me: Everything's FINE. God just get off my case

--- later that day ---

Japanese smart toilet: You haven't been pooping like yourself lately, Dolo-sama. Is everything ok?

Me: I can't hide anything from you can I, old friend

[bug girl @buggirl]

i would choose the first option but for a really cool and way better reason than everyone else that would be a beautiful net good for humanity

[PUP. @ItsJustPup]

They completely misread their demographics. This is a literal company suicide.

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

couldn't do that on a uk plug, get fucked buzz

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

getting aura is so simple sometimes

[LY//DY @thepicdept]

Still think abortions are bad?

[Kazu 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @dragon3arbi]

Qui se rappel quand GTA c’était une critique du capitalisme américain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I’m not watching Supergirl because I don’t like the idea of singling out just one woman as super.

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

aunt suze from 'Ted' finding out this child was not Jerry Seinfeld's daughter keeps popping up in my head whenever i see this photo now

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

He says “up the RA” for £86

…imagine what he’d do for £5m.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Farage: I can spend my £5m on Ferraris if I want it's none of your business.

Reform voters: He's one of us.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Queen @AnaKasparian

[Mr. Terrific @MrTerrificDCU]

Major green flag. Terrific choice.

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is why I am on Twitter, to see posts like this