Toby Jenkins

Orland Aura Enthusiast | SIU ‘05 | Sports | Parasailing Professional Instructor

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Per reports coming out of Oak Lawn, the commissioner of the men’s 16 inch softball league announced, “Ryan ‘The Chosen One’ Wallis has been permanently banned. We have caught him using fake offers, showing off opposing teams as ‘interested parties’, in attempt for leverage, PT. 1

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[Toby Jenkins @TobyJenkinsRPRT]

Per reports coming out of Oak Lawn, the commissioner of the men’s 16 inch softball league announced, “Ryan ‘The Chosen One’ Wallis has been permanently banned. We have caught him using fake offers, showing off opposing teams as ‘interested parties’, in attempt for leverage, PT. 1

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“…from these conclusions, we have banned Ryan Wallis permanently, including starting an additional investigation into his recent past.” @OrlandAura have not released any statements, and any new information will be released as soon as it breaks. @buchanan_w334

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@Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334 @OrlandAura @JDoobler @JPassan71315 @KRosenthal9356 @DiannaRussini69 You repeated yourself. Is everything okay Hugh?

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@Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334 @OrlandAura @JDoobler @JPassan71315 @KRosenthal9356 @DiannaRussini69 What needs further explanation?

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@OrlandAura Seems like the Aura can’t find any grasp of momentum after a second straight cancelation. What do we think? @buchanan_w334 #BadNewsBears

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@KRosenthal9356 @Normus_Hugh @OrlandAura @buchanan_w334 @JPassan71315 @JDoobler 👎🏻

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Orland Aura announced new initiative for players, called “Smile Works”. From sources close to the team, Ryan Wallis was voted to be team joker and started using vocab words to work up a sentence. “Smile Works” involves every situation where Wallis gets laughed at. @buchanan_w334

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@DiannaRussini69 @Normus_Hugh @WayneDinkleburg @KRosenthal9356 @buchanan_w334 @OrlandAura @JDoobler @orlandaurasucks @JPassan71315 Reports are slowly coming in from Chicagoland stating that Ryan “The Chosen One” Wallis could “roll [to a house] and eat [the owner’s] food”. Sources are also pointing to him being “the woman in the relationship”. Stay tuned for more information on this new story.

[Toby Jenkins @TobyJenkinsRPRT]

@KRosenthal9356 Hey Ken, I believe your sources are incredibly unreliable. My sources say that the team is focusing their decision on Ryan “Embellishment” McGrath. Ryan “The Chosen One” Wallis has completed a “handshake” agreement on his full participation for the Aura this coming season.