Wayne Dinkleburg

South Suburban Junior College | Purdue University - Northwest 🔥⚾️ | Proud owner of the Vista Motel in Orland Park, IL

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@OrlandAura Can you show some love with some reporter awards for your loyal fan base that stuck by the team all season? @buchanan_w334 @KRosenthal9356 @coachsandusky69 @Normus_Hugh @JPassan71315

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

This team sucks.

[Orland Aura @OrlandAura]

Aura drop a wet one 17-14.

The Aura fall to 1-5.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@coachsandusky69 Jerry - don’t leave us hanging here, the people need to know!! Could a potential dark horse bar be chiefs, maybe even the gazebo on paw paw?? It sounds like it’s really up in the air right now

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@Normus_Hugh @KRosenthal9356 @OrlandAura @buchanan_w334 @DiannaRussini69 @JDoobler @JPassan71315 @coachsandusky69 I think @DiannaRussini69 knows a thing or two about yeast infections. Care to give your two cents, Dianna? Maybe share a timeline of anticipated recovery for “The Chosen One”, I know fans are starting to worry about the season outlook. #somethingisfishy

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@KRosenthal9356 @buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @coachsandusky69 @DiannaRussini69 @JDoobler Ken - What are your thoughts on Ryan “bigback” McGrath’s physique? It appears he has experienced the “union 80” as he has doubled in size since graduating high school. Rumor is that he has forgone the gym membership in order to allocate more of his budget to “beer and burgers”.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@Normus_Hugh @coachsandusky69 @DiannaRussini69 @buchanan_w334 @KRosenthal9356

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

The @OrlandAuras fearless leader, Danny Durkin, has been spotted at Orland Health getting his daily cardio in. The frequent incline walker appeared to be out of breath. Maybe he should reach out to “The Chosen One” for some tips and pointers on incline walking.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@DiannaRussini69 @KRosenthal9356 @buchanan_w334 @OrlandAura @JDoobler @Normus_Hugh @coachsandusky69 @JPassan71315 @TobyJenkinsRPRT Dianna, I agree. That illiterate fuck was caught red handed eating chicken nuggets. Maybe he should lay off the nuggets and mix in a salad every now and then. #lardass @KRosenthal9356 @buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @coachsandusky69

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@DiannaRussini69 @Normus_Hugh Worry about your own relationships Dianna, seems to be a bit of an issue lately… reports are coming in that the creature in question was dragged home by another resident of the Sheffield household. #chopper #livemas

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

Tough loss. @OrlandAura were missing a key player, Ryan Wallis, who is day to day after injuring his labia this weekend. Looking forward to seeing this team bounce back in a convincing fashion next week. #showersquad @Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334 @KRosenthal9356 @DiannaRussini69

[Jerry Sandusky @coachsandusky69]

Breaking!!! 🚨
Final score from Oak Lawn

Aura: 10
Playmakers: 13

Ryan McGrath is in shambles and now more protective than ever over “his cooler”. If you fuck with his cooler we will fuck with you period. 💅 don’t even think about it.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@KRosenthal9356 @coachsandusky69 @DiannaRussini69 @JPassan71315, what do you think of this potential purchase by Meatball?

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@OrlandAura’s in-house crane expert, Ryan “Meatball” Wallis is saving up to purchase one of his company’s cranes for himself! The intent of the purchase is driven by his plan to eventually use the crane to “lift his fat ass out of bed in 5 years” @Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

Here’s the #LockofTheWeek brought to you by @OrlandAura. Ryan “shrimp dick” McGrath is this week’s #LoserofTheWeek, rumor is that he frequents the local underage establishments to find his lucky ladies. @Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334 @KRosenthal9356 @JPassan71315

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@KRosenthal9356 @OrlandAura @Normus_Hugh Good reporting, fatass

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@Normus_Hugh @KRosenthal9356 @OrlandAura Hugh! I’ll give my two cents here. You can clearly tell this guy is 100% a virgin. There’s also rumors going around that he has a ChatGPT girlfriend due to his lack of ass. Maybe the aura jersey should be changed to “no ass mcgrath” for this season.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@JDoobler @buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @JPassan71315 @bengelmann69 Appreciate you looping me in on this one, Jeffrey. I echo everything that has already been said. Aura players ryan wallis and ryan McGrath are soft as shit. They really need to model their behavior after fellow aura member Nathan Rodriguez. Nathan is the true definition of grit.

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@SandraDoobler I would also like to stuff you like that ;)

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

@JDoobler @SandraDoobler @showerhand65034 @buchanan_w334 @JPassan71315 @ororor1999 @Normus_Hugh @BobbyHopperJr @JJJL44 @JuanCarloseh2v

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

This Just In: @OrlandAura captain Danny Durkin has purchased a minority stake in the ice cream chain Andy’s. When asked Durkin stated “well they see me come through the drive thru so often they just asked me one night if I wanted to invest, it was a no brainer”

[Wayne Dinkleburg @WayneDinkleburg]

Give a round of applause for the #smokeshowoftheday a very special winner from the @OrlandAura! Congratulations Brian Funk! @ororor1999 @JDoobler @SandraDoobler