Bryan Engelmann

Aspiring Entrepreneur | Moraine Valley CC 🏀 #JUCO | Valley Forge Automotive Regional Manager

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@OrlandAura You should bench that McGrath guy. The Aura might be able to get back in the W column with that guy as far away from the field as possible. @buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @KRosenthal9356

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

Remembering the life and legacy of Lou Holtz

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@Normus_Hugh Hugh! Haven’t heard from ya in a while! I’ve seen some light work practices, and from the looks of it they are made up of a bunch of overweight 30 year olds. Not sure how much of a fight they’ll put up this year, maybe that’s why they are in the B league

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334 @JDoobler @BobbyHopperJr @JPassan71315 I have heard that this leak is what has caused Ryan “the chosen one” Wallis to drop out of NNN this morning. The kid cracked under pressure and couldn’t miss the opportunity to yank it to a good Eiffel Tower.

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

I am getting live reports that the Orland Aura members are going to be hung cheddar after a night out at Mary Jo’s. Rumors are circling that ryan “lightwieght” McGrath will not be able to wake up to his alarm clock in the morning. Thoughts? @Normus_Hugh @JDoobler @JPassan71315

[Orland Aura @OrlandAura]

HEREEEE COME THE AUURAAA

9:00AM - Aura vs Soft Paul
10:30AM - Aura vs Miasma
11:15AM - Miasma vs Soft Paul

Games will be played on Field 1 at Wilson West Turf Field at 600 W Wilson Ave.

#TakeTheLake

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@JPassan71315 @OrlandAura Why the hell do they keep extending this Ryan McGrath character. He is not committed to the team, fat as hell, and pretty much an old man. The Aura need to replace him with someone young. @Normus_Hugh I am curious to hear your thoughts?

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@_RyanMcGrath31 @Normus_Hugh @KRosenthal9356 @OrlandAura @buchanan_w334 @JDoobler This kid is a pussy @JDoobler @Normus_Hugh @buchanan_w334

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@JDoobler Why does he look so zesty in that picture?? @buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @KRosenthal9356 would love to hear your thoughts on this.

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@KRosenthal9356 @JDoobler Why is this guy glazing ryan McGrath?? @JDoobler @buchanan_w334. Side note: rumor is that co-captain McGrath has invited a few “tortas” to the big semi final game this weekend. Might give him the motivation his fatass needs to finally run the damn bases.

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

Ken must be smoking some good weed or something. Someone needs to tell this fatass to hit the treadmill and lay off the donuts. I watched last game and saw him out of breath after running out a single. #Valleyforge #hitthegym

[Ken Rosenthal @KRosenthal9356]

@OrlandAura My Pick to click for playoffs is veteran utility player Ryan McGrath. His offense has been shaky this fall but showed Sunday that his bat was there and made adjustments at the plate. While his defense is bad this year his man focus

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@Normus_Hugh @JPassan71315 @buchanan_w334 Thanks, Hugh. I would love to give my 2 cents here. To me it sounds like a typical case of what I like to call the good ole ryan wallis syndrome. You always see these types of guys working in the auto shop, and these are the type of people that make me want to switch careers

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@KRosenthal9356 Ryan wallis doesn’t use pinch runners…

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

Reports are circling stating that the “backshot” that he received from earlier in the week was followed up with additional “backshots” between innings performed by Aura Co-Captain Ryan McGrath. #ValleyForge #NoHomo

[Orland Aura @OrlandAura]

Today’s Ankin Law “Making it Personal” Player of the Game is Ryan Wallis! While he didn’t get much action in the field, The Chosen One had a strong day at the plate. Stay tuned to see Wallis’s status on the postseason roster.

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@KRosenthal9356 @Normus_Hugh @OrlandAura @redlobster @DUDEwipes I have heard (and seen) that co-captain Ryan McGrath gives out rub n tugs to durkin and the rest of the team to “boost morale” mid game. Ever since I observed that, the team has been clicking and playing great

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

This just in: @OrlandAura player Ryan “The Chosen One” Wallis has taken a stance on his view on the dildos being thrown on WNBA courts. See below:

@buchanan_w334 @Normus_Hugh @JJJL44 @SandraDoobler @JDoobler @ororor1999 @softballrules69 @Brucewayne50082

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

Good morning #AuraNation! Take a look at the #ValleyForge video of the day featuring The Chosen One! Don’t let wallis near and stuffed animals 👀@buchanan_w334 @JDoobler @Normus_Hugh @OrlandAura @ororor1999 @WayneDinkleburg @JJJL44

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@Brucewayne50082 @OrlandAura Now that’s a busty boy!

[Bryan Engelmann @bengelmann69]

@SandraDoobler I spy about 6-7 sexy girls in this picture