American Villian

I would do anything for you to love me but you probably shouldn't anyways

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I am a natural at everything i do because if I'm not a natural i simply don't do it and thats on gifted kid burnout

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If I had a nickel for everytime my boss asked for 3 days off and the extended that by atleast 2 weeks, I'd have 4 nickels.

And 2 of them would be from this month

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My eating disorder started because my dad would yell at us for eating his food but never clarified what his children could eat in his house

I recovered

My roommates having unlabeled food, refusing to communicate what food is for, and yelling all the time will make me spiral 🫠

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Today, I'd like to thank the timpanagos regional hospital for failing to save a man who said children dying was necessary and increased the political divide for his own personal monetary gain

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So anti-religion after spending 20 years in religion that I just threatened to fight a pastor for my boss that I'm currently butting heads with over management of our workplace

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Me on my way from customer service to head of IT and upper management again to tell them their ai is broken, causing more problems from when we last spoke, they should stop using ai or malicious compliance will come in and they will pay us $5,000 on what should be a $2,000 bill

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SHE'S ONLY FUCKING 18. For God's sake. Leave my family alone. We've been through enough

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Hey Life, I know my life is a soap opera. Long accepted there isn't calm. Can we have a better transition between me having breakdown over being so loved and my brother trying to kill himself? Atleast a longer period of nothing? I can't even leave work to help my mom/sister

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Is it a little too passive aggressive to end an email with

"And, you're welcome, in advance, for all of the time I have dedicated to this project on your behalf"

To a man who made me change an invoice 7 times for a $33.17 difference in total

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Was supposed to have a much needed psychiatry appointment today but my doctor's flight got canceled and it got canceled. After having 2 panic attacks in one day I was really looking forward to it, having an unbiased POV

Now, I gotta wait until august for it

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Being called good girl in bed 🤮🚫😬

Being called good girl otherwise 🦋😊✅️🙂‍↕️

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Update: polyamory has entered the chat

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Thinking about 14 year old me, sitting in Sunday school, being told masturbation is a sin and getting ready to tell my bishop that I am satan reincarnate and failing to do so because talking about it made the shame and guilt so much bigger it became a burden too heavy to share

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In other hot news: learning in the same weekend that exhibition and anal are way more on the table that I ever thought is mind blowing especially when you learned it from a dnd nerd who became your boyfriend and your mostest best friend

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Thinking about 14 year old me, sitting in Sunday school, being told masturbation is a sin and getting ready to tell my bishop that I am satan reincarnate and failing to do so because talking about it made the shame and guilt so much bigger it became a burden too heavy to share

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Girl, it's fine, your gonna have so much fun in a decade, you are into way more than you thought, and eye contact is not necessary for important conversations. You'll probably go to hell, but you will be so, so loved. Just focus on not killing yourself and finding your people

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Yeah body, fast heart rate and minor panic attack at 4:07 PM when everything could not be more fine and you are in 0 danger, why not? Pop off I guess

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Going from having a genuine crisis about whether I'm too low maintenance to being told I'm so pleasant to work with because I'm so flexible in what i need and want has been a wild 12 hours

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@b00k_b0i Yesterday when i went with my mom for custody changing of children

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My mom: that cashier was flirting with you

My autistic ass: no, he was just curious about my purchase and why i had so many $100 and thought my hair looked nice and what i did for work and gave us stuff for free because the machine wasn't working and- oh

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My mom defending immigrants against her own father without knowing much about ICE is not how i expected my night to go. I really radicalized my mom

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A cousin told me someone has issues with the political stuff i post on twitter

Most of my tweets are about how breathing children shouldn't die. This is not something I'm willing to debate. I don't want kids but I'll advocate every moment for kids to not get shot