Matt Johnston

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Am I the only one who thinks Netflix needs a comment section?

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@Geniustechw Probably should walk for a few months first.

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@realMaalouf Love good news in the morning ☕

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@NewswirePatriot The fuck are illegal immigrants getting my tax dollars for?

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@breccastoll "I don't know what's going on so I'll say the popular thing" this is the educated future of America.

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@NewswirePatriot This isn't even a question, of course it's true haha. Family over strangers.

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@Matt_Pinner As long as she doesn't live where she's talking about, it's alright.

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@amazing_physics Fortitude

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@TrumpsHurricane Or. Hear me out. We enforce the law, and deport them. Because your idea is really stupid.

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@tzativaa @FearedBuck Greek, dude. That's Greek life.

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@FoxNews Using the rainy day fund because you're the rainy day is an insane strategy. What are you going to do next year?

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I just had a full back and forth with my dog with nothing but looks and gestures.

Dog: stands there (I want to play)
Me: holds out hand (give me the ball)
Dog: looks at me, slightly to my right and back at me (it's right there)
Me: grabs ball from under my butt and throws it.

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Just flew in from New Zealand. This has been the longest day of my life

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I found out someone got into my account and said lame stuff was cool for two days nonstop (Jan 31-Feb 1, 2024) then just stopped. They could have kept going, I just found out, but ok.

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I just found out that the only high Def photo in my phone is of a pint of a blurry pint of ice cream. Here it is for your enjoyment.

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@_zksync_era_ @zksync @Ledger undoubtedly project's A beat Odyssey 🔥

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@_zksync_era_ @zksync @Ledger this project's Definitely a rhythm reawakening ✨

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@_zksync_era_ @zksync @Ledger project's a rhythm absolutely revival