Today At MCAC

Daily updates from the pool we all know and love, as told by the guards who work there **not affiliated with MCAC** open 1-7 every day

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It's a beautiful day to save some lives!

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First poop of the year. Happy birthday America 🇺🇸

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If anyone is missing Calvin Klein underwear they are in the lost and found #mycalvins

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@QUONMAR69 Gotta get some quotes lined up first. Your complaint has been noted.

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@QUONMAR69 No

[Jacob @JakeClouse]

I felt this stare too many times lol

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Don’t drink pool water

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What is the most PTSD-inducing pool song?

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Sounds...familiar

[New York Post @nypost]

Massachusetts serial pooper busted for defecating in parking lot eight times https://t.co/F2Cd2ZSjjz

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Lifeguards when they see the pools rats walking in

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#QuotesFromSwimLessons “I’m the lifeguard somebody drown”

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Pool rats on days the pool doesn’t open

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If any MCAC employee can still listen to “My House” or “American Oxygen” without wanting to cry, you’re lying

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#QuotesFromSwimLessons
“How many states are there?”
“Six!”
Close!! It rounds up!!

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#QuotesFromSwimLessons
trivia and treading:
“What mineral is found in milk?”
“Idk”
“Calcium”
“I thought that was the bone in your nose”
“No that’s cartilage”
“I thought that’s what you put in the printer”
“...cartridge?”
2 swings and 2 misses

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Watching kids continue to recklessly fling themselves off the diving board in an attempt to front flip after repeatedly belly flopping is a true testament to the power of determination

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#QuotesFromSwimLessons
Asking trivia questions while the kids are treading:
“What’s the deepest point in the ocean?”
“The bottom”
Honestly can’t argue with you, well played

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“Can my kid go down the slide?”
“Is she 4 feet tall?”
“No”
“Then no she can’t”
“But she’s a good swimmer”
“Sorry ma’am those are the rules”
“She just turned 7 though”
Oh in that case!...still no

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@JMessamaker @McDonaldJoann https://t.co/55zqF0FbYw

[Crypto G.O.A.T. ドン 100% @DonCapra]

"can I speak to your manager?"

First of all, they're gonna say the same exact thing I just told you and then we'll talk shit about you l8r