Todd Alperovitz

ELL educator. EMU / SEMO alumni. At any given moment I’m either in Taiwan or Michigan.

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@heyblake I used a few of these for a YouTube short. I’ve given a special thanks in the video description to this account and the 6sec website. If you’d like credit to any other accounts let me know!

Combining Emotions (feat. Inside Out 2 characters)
https://t.co/0zJrCGzANr

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@KentscherooT Get a job at a public school. They’re full day but half your periods are prep periods and those don’t get taken away for garbage like this.

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@djrange I’m reading the novelization now. It’s really good so far… adds so much depth.

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@TaiwanSpecial I don’t let drivers merge if they are using a left turn lane as a passing lane, which happens regularly during my daily commute in Nantou City.

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@KentscherooT @foreignersinTW I’ve seen this scene before.

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@djrange @KentscherooT Can probably skip to ep. 5. The flashback scene was AMAZING.

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@KentscherooT @RockVica

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@RockVica @KentscherooT It was! However, the meeting was about an hour longer than it needed to be.

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@skramerwrites On the highest difficulty setting, you are limited to only using elevators because you are trying to navigate with a stroller.

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@KentscherooT Years ago, I entered a MosBiurger and an employee kicked out a dozen or so teenaged leaches because they were taking three tables and only one person in the group ordered anything. Wish this happened more often but employees aren’t paid enough to care if you have a seat or not.

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@KentscherooT Got a sound system in the room? I use a wireless mic with mine and I wish I started using one sooner. My voice has been damaged from years of teaching.

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@KentscherooT The only acceptable additions to coffee are ice cubes.

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@KentscherooT Outside of Twitter we aren’t looked down on. 🤷‍♂️

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@fengsaucy Ants smell?

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@trickytaipei This happened to me buying beer at an OK Mart. I pointed out the discrepancy, a manager came along and said the label was for a promotion that hadn’t started yet. He did some fancy work on the register, and I got the price that was posted.

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@MMcCreesh 3) Reasonably attractive young woman works in a job usually done by older aunties.

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@foreignersinTW Just keep moving the goalposts and we’ll have more than 100.

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Hollyhocks in Yuanlin, Changhua County.

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@TSniedziewski Such little rainfall and my neighbor still manages to wash all three of his cars every Sunday 🤷‍♂️