Todd Sher

Stan's older yet less successful brother. I am huge into digital and automotive and crush shit

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

If @StanSher is a poor man’s Sean Bradley then I must be a poor man’s ____________?

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Yeah chess! I’m pretty sure this is how I was conceived https://t.co/4y9GGKhFpi

[SB Nation @SBNation]

The World Chess Championships just released their new logo and THIS is what they came up with 🙈🙈🙈

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

So pretty much exactly like New York? https://t.co/PoF8NSXKd9

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

If #NetNeutrality is eliminated, the Internet may start to resemble a toll road, with the highest bidders cruising along private “fast lanes” while the rest of us inch along a single, traffic-choked public lane.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@whatjruthsaid When?

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@Eagle1FL So you are an intolerant hating hypocrite? You are so fueled by hate you can’t even see straight. Americans don’t whine. Suck it up buttercup!

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@Eagle1FL Got news for you. A real American isn’t ashamed they step up and do something not whine like a bitch. You should be embarrassed. Of your actions.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

I’ve starting to drink a bottle of wine before walking the neighbors dog at night. It makes me feel like I’m solving a chrime.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

This really should be the subtitle of my life except I’ll call it 48 Waist instead of 8 Mile https://t.co/4Z3dYwynqO

[Netflix @netflix]

8 Mile, the heartwarming tale of a nauseous young man who cures his sweaty palms through the power of mom's spaghetti, is now streaming.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Do you think they offer family discounts for cpap machines? @StanSher @Clairesher69

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

What a rush to end November just finished my last deal’s paperwork! Feel like I haven’t slept in 5 days. Rock and roll!!

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Yes please. Just like momma Sher made. https://t.co/CgLDJSpGL5

[DEVOUR Foods @devourfoods]

Bacon loves being on top, especially when it comes to our hearty meatloaf with hot and spicy ketchup.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Thanks for all of you who reached out after the Sher Family Thanksgiving Disaster #SFTD - the deep fried turkey is as dangerous as originally reported. The burns on my calf and ear will take months to heal

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Some people say that I remind them from Kevin from the Office but for realz, at this rate of ruined careers in Hollywood I could be king of the box office by 2020

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

So pissed that Freehold denied a new @CrackerBarrel opening here. Now I gotta go to freaking Hamilton for that down home grub. #fingerlicking

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

My 2018 goal is to attend the @KainAutomotive conference and play in the band! #Kain2017

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

Protip from @StanSher ... use canola oil rather than olive oil to keep contact points clean after cleaning belly button lint. https://t.co/7ujQ9XLlOE

[Bill Playford @wplayford]

Dear @Apple,

As a very loyal customer, I’d love it if my cables lasted more than 5 minutes.

Your pal,
Bill.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@shifty_ricky I’m easily forgettable. Even in my own family.

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@robreiner So disrespectful meathead

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

@blankn67 I find Cialis to be a good remedy for a lot of my ailments but most of my exhaustion comes from chasing my dreams and bogo sandwich discounts

[Todd Sher @ToddSher]

YES!!! https://t.co/LD6n1S6Gze