Todd Inman

[Todd Inman @Toddgun]

@SWISSGEAR I submitted a warranty claim for some luggage with a damaged zipper and you offered a 15% discount! That is ridiculous. You can get 10% by ordering on your website. I reached out to customer service and they are ghosting me. What’s the deal?

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@svlswvng What are those two rounds things by the fracture?

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@svlswvng I dislike this tweet. :)

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@svlswvng If you were petting a cat at that time then we are the same person now.

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@tanya_twiggy Be called anya I suspect.

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@tanya_twiggy That’s what all my ex girlfriends said!

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@jazzboy12 Love it!

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@tanya_twiggy Agreed! Who are we talking about?

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@tanya_twiggy Working with me is quite enchanting. You’re welcome!

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I just signed into Spotify premium so yah, I’m doing pretty well.

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@tanya_twiggy Marijuana?

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@Jeff_Albertson My mom drove us! That was my first concert too and I remember that shirt. Thanks for the memories Jeff.

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@tanya_twiggy Sounds amazing! I love bees and lavender!

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@tanya_twiggy None, I’m completely sober. I just love lavender and all it’s forms.

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@tanya_twiggy What did it smell like? Cinnamon?

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“Happy Fathers to the best dad in the universe, not just the world. He is the most handsome, fit, smart and caring man to walk the earth and we would all literally die for him at any moment.” My family would tweet that about me but they aren’t on Twitter so I did it for them.

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At what age is it normal to get gray pubes? Asking for a friend.

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Ahhh man, the kids and I were going to go looting tonight at 9:00pm.

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@tanya_twiggy What if I don’t have my glasses? Still me?

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Pandora just suggested the “Raw Comedy Station” that features possibly offensive comedy bits. @thatchaddaniels was the first comic followed by @marknorm. My new favorite station but it’s not offensive, just really funny.