Josh

Leg is legally a full leg and only slightly on its arse.

[England Extra @EnglandExtra]

Micah Richards would’ve been more in demand than ever going into this World Cup, hence why he’s either on BBC or Netflix every single night. But that level of exposure has just made everyone realise he’s a dreadful dreadful pundit and just gets gigs because he has a funny laugh

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

@kaatiemxx What are you doing back??

Also,

Where's @nicethaa?

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

61. Dr. Death S1
9/10
Christian Slater and Alex Baldwin are fucking great in this.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

Thread of shite I've watched this year;

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

60. Maternal Instinct
7/10
I could fix her.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

Hey it's me, Stacy Kennison.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

Why have ITV banged Emma Hayes in a kitchen?

Bit on the nose if you ask me.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

We're winning the fucking lot

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

Big Racist Clarkson plagued with the big C, halcyon days.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

Sithole has an absolute stinker today.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

@_andrewkerr_ Fucker still doesn't know he ain't going to the World Cup. His reading buddy is on holiday.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

I've not had a beer in 6 months, Sapporo's on tap come Friday.

Little fanny.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

My drinking days are over - here are my tips for an alcohol-free World Cup https://t.co/kQpb8TZ4wH

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

If I could fly a helicopter, I certainly wouldn't go round crashing it.

[Josh @ToddlerMeat]

The last time I remember seeing bodycam footage of a person in handcuffs saying he couldn't breathe, Farage reacted VERY differently.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the bodycam footage of Henry Nowak is “proof of two tier policing”

“The rights and privileges of white people matter less than those of ethnic minorities”