Parker T

purdue/cincy alum. professional box builder and ball knower. he/they.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

rt 🔐

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Raiders met with Kirk Cousins today, and GM John Spytek and HC Klint Kubiak went through his options with him.

Despite not having a no-trade clause, Las Vegas allowed Cousins to decide whether he wanted to be traded to Minnesota.

[John 🍁🍂🎃 @ETXJohn7]

The Charlie Kirk assassination was one of the most successful political assassinations in history. I think it’s a terrible thing, but it was.

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

How you treat people matters.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Carson Wentz played so bad last night that 3 QBs in Minnesota lost their job overnight

[Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartztv]

I was not anticipating JAJ's Trump would go 20 seconds on Winston Bishop's character development on New Girl. But we love a Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop shout-out, don't we, folks? (cc: @LamorneMorris)

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[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

The Cousins thing is fascinating because it's the PERFECT control experiment.

We KNOW Cousins works in this offense, with this coach, throwing to these receivers.

There's nobody else out there who would eliminate so many variables to try and fix it.

[Parker T @TodySdark]

losing my shit lmfao

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the #Vikings.

[Cody Tapp @codybtapp]

Kenneth Walker only needs 63 more yards rushing to have the most rushing yards from any RB in Patrick Mahomes career

[Parker T @TodySdark]

they’re meant to be together veach must offer every available draft pick

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Him and 15 are the same player

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

Him and 15 are the same player

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Pick another protein? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I'd rather pick another senator instead!

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Trump suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of Persia and then promoted his favorite eunuch Stephen Miller to magister officiorum and patricius. This is all very late Roman.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Hey, what the hell. Let him do it.

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

THAT BLUE WAVE GOT HIM SEEING GHOSTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If Nick Sirianni is fired before Tuesday I’m counting that as another incumbent wiped out by the Blue Wave.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This you?

[Cam @42Cyc]

Drake Maye when he has to play a team above .500

[Carter @carso0onnn]

me when I throw the football of eternal pain and suffering

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

“don’t you feel stupid for expecting us to execute a QB sneak” is a pretty incredible self own