^

i’ll never be as smart as i’m going to be.

[^ @ToeBoyWop]

I got an album otw. This the first single BeyondMe. https://t.co/YS3rt1DCvJ

[tik @twosuh]

Twitter to me while I was 30 minutes into The Odyssey

[autarkeia @ipseserena]

monstrously horny for just one specific person and it's driving me nuts

[Isaac 🍸 @Isaac2003_v2]

So fun fact. Ants are so small and relatively air resistant, that their terminal velocity is only ~4 mph

That's not fast enough to harm them. So they can fall from any height and be fine

[Mike Kalinowski @MikeKalinowski]

They did this practically? IN CAMERA....?!?!?!?!? https://t.co/XUCWxSCMYB

[^ @ToeBoyWop]

Them accounts that posted the movie disappeared into the shadow realm so fast lmao. The fbi on the way right now

[HumanTripodOG @OgHumanTripod]

Seeing ppl ask for the Full Odyssey Movie on Twitter after it got deleted

[José Aroca @JoseArocaALC]

Suspender el partido, avisar a la policía y enseñarles la grabación. Intento de asesinato, sin más.

[sherlock💡 @itskwasi]

You really shouldn’t be fighting anyone that you’re not willing to kill. And yes it is that serious. It could EASILY go that far and as an adult, if the issue is not worth killing about then it’s not worth fighting over either.

[^ @ToeBoyWop]

🤣🤣🤣

[ghetto pat. @JefeTheSaint]

When I throw up at the function in the bathroom & gotta hype myself up before I go back out

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

MMA fighter just pulled a joint out of his shorts and smoked it after the KO 😭

[Davy version 7.5 @Foid_Ear_Biter]

Ah yes of course, squeezing my wife's butt, mind you not because I'm a lustful perverted freak that's attracted to her,but because of health and longevity reasons.

[LRHN cash @LRHN_Cash]

Video shows what appears to be Nolan wells being slammed on his head before being killed allegedly.

[maría miquel @apreciemos]

odio que usen las fotos donde está maquillada y parece más mayor, está fue la chica que d4vd abusó y asesinó

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

My girl hearing me reconnect to the JBL charge 4 in the garage after telling me to stop drinking beers and go to bed

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

40U FOOTBALL LEAGUE MEDIA DAY WAS LEGENDARY.

UNC GONE WILD.

💀💀💀

[Roxy Rollins @_RoxyRollins]

Rey Mysterio asked his wife to be honest with the fans about how awful he was to her during her pregnancy with Aalyah.

📹Biography: WWE Legends | Season 2, Episode 8
https://t.co/ASFhpbykPx

[kimberly. @problemsthots]

he lockin her trash ass up. 😭💔

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 😈 @BigDawgBanna]

This delusional ass nigga lowkey the greatest dad in history. He don’t give af how stupid he sound, how stupid he make himself look.. he RIDIN for his boys regardless against EVERYBODY

[Rosebudd @Rosebudd3452]

@Acyn From an old racist joke they used to make about black soldiers. The only thing they have is racism, nothing more:

[P.R. @kikgamepr]

He like that urban legend in the hood errybody speak on