Blvck Sheep

i produce ads, tv shows and films. i also play too much.

[Judith @MzJUDDIE]

Dirty sneakers - red flag
even in friendships

I’m sorry.

What do you mean you dress fine but ignore your feet/sneakers

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

talking stage is responding with chatgpt.

how hard is it to hold a basic conversation again?

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

If you have a Nintendo switch and you game actively, please respond to this tweet with your ID, I’m tryna expand my gaming friends please 🙏☺️

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

If you have a Nintendo switch and you game actively, please respond to this tweet with your ID, I’m tryna expand my gaming friends please 🙏☺️

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@EraImpala @ambassadors714 @TrendingEx Stop excusing bad behavior, not matter what, an officer of the law should NEVER threaten to kill private citizens. So cos activists don’t fight for them, he has a right to kill civilians? Make it make sense na

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@_bigmanchi @AsakyGRN even if na for rage bait, try harder. You just sound like a straight up fool 😭 hope you’ve started charging your spare brain sha? This one can’t be the one you use everyday

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@enomaojo2 @General_Somto “Lemme put mouth so dem fit know say I know names of US airports” any human with a brain that watched this to end can fully hear her say it’s a recent development. Hope it’s not this brain you’re using everyday?

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@leslie_emenalo Abeg na 😂

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

Can anyone please plug me to a afrobeats dj in Toronto that can handle a birthday party in Newmarket on July 4th?

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@leslie_emenalo You done dey dj my guy?

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@horrmmotola You obviously don’t know how movies are made.

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@SinfulEhandsome @whereisawal @AgronomistSeyi @AnnPearl19 This can’t be the brain you’ve been using to survive since birth. This is the most stupid thing I have read today.

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

Got my first job in 3 weeks after landing. God really knew I had plans to go back home if things didn’t fall in place here.

Fun fact: I landed in Calgary, but the job I got was in Toronto, so I had to move here. The rest is history!

[Sola 🇨🇦🇳🇬 @SolaTheAnalyst]

It took me 5 months and about 25 interviews to land my first job in Canada 🇨🇦

But there is one I will never forget.

I applied for a Canadian government role.

French was listed as a requirement. I applied anyway. Got through the first stage. No French was tested.

Second and final stage. I joined the call. Bonjour bonjour. (As how?)

I thought that was just the greeting.

The interviewer then calmly informed me that the entire interview would be conducted in French.

I could feel my intestines shift.

I said okay. A certified Duolingo dropout sitting in silence.

The first question came. 45 seconds of full Québécois French.

I waited for them to finish. Then I slowly asked if they could repeat the question in English.

They did. Politely.
I answered.
Then they asked if I had any questions for them.

That was it. Interview over.

I never got a rejection email. Not one. They were too pissed to even send it 😭

What is your craziest job interview moment in diaspora or back home?

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@yemiwho__ Omo ehnnnnn

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@iamSwaga22 @omaakatugba ???

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@chuks_CG @Taiwo_junzi Remain small epon for him wife abeg

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

Ran to catch the streetcar. Aura -100😭😭😭

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

Mums was around - haven’t used Uber Eats in 2 weeks 😖

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

@Dahmolah Na twitter people dey gas am. I genuinely do not think he should have gone this far. Highest, sing your own.

[Blvck Sheep @Toffss]

Seyi vibes is letting banger boys ginger him. Ok na