I’ve left shitty Twitter to go to even shittier Tumblr where I belong. You will never find me there. The URL is super secret.
[Runaway Train by legendary flaccid rock band Soul Asylum plays as you contemplate your serendipitous arousal at this good news and kind of weird GIF]
BOTCH // February 24 + 25, 2023 // The Showbox // Seattle, WA // All Ages
Tickets on sale Thursday, October 20 10am PT (limit 4)
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@ojaimayor What if we still do the split 7” but Unbearable Dudes takes both sides of the record? My band is confident we don’t even need to record to be heard.
@doofusprime I can help with this romantic misunderstanding.
Pull the curtains, light some Gwyneth Paltrow scented candles, put on her favorite Hatebreed DVD, and whisper in her good ear “cut the shit, heart the pit” and then point at yourself until she apologizes for telling it like it is.