Papa Versomniferum

ABANDONED ACCOUNT / DM FOR PASSWORD

[Papa Versomniferum @ToiletPotential]

I’ve left shitty Twitter to go to even shittier Tumblr where I belong. You will never find me there. The URL is super secret.

[Runaway Train by legendary flaccid rock band Soul Asylum plays as you contemplate your serendipitous arousal at this good news and kind of weird GIF]

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@MusicalChaotic Badgermin by Cranmerica Industries

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@doofusprime “Would you charge me rent, if I sublet in Heaven”

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I want you to draw and quarter me like one of your French Girondins

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BOTCH // February 24 + 25, 2023 // The Showbox // Seattle, WA // All Ages

Tickets on sale Thursday, October 20 10am PT (limit 4)

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https://t.co/iZ5i6YIm3i

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Suffice-A-Roni®

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@ojaimayor

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@ojaimayor What if we still do the split 7” but Unbearable Dudes takes both sides of the record? My band is confident we don’t even need to record to be heard.

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@ojaimayor The unbearable dudeness of being…

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Murder, She Bitched

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Become Unsalvageable

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@doofusprime "It's gonna be on a .bmp, motherfucker"

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@ojaimayor “Accidentally”

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@doofusprime I can help with this romantic misunderstanding.

Pull the curtains, light some Gwyneth Paltrow scented candles, put on her favorite Hatebreed DVD, and whisper in her good ear “cut the shit, heart the pit” and then point at yourself until she apologizes for telling it like it is.

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@ojaimayor This is the future liberal, entrepreneurial janitors want

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Doomsplaining

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[𝐶𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝐸𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑎𝑠𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒]

#TheRehearsal

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Crudités coup d'é·tat coup de grâce

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@ojaimayor Boost Mobile rep:

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@doofusprime @OkButStill I have you beat… 40oz White Claw, two reps, no powder 💪