STROKE

Every time life slaps you in the face, you get a little stroke. Now you can finally profit from it. 🚽 $STROKE 🚀🧻 #getstroke

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🧻 $STROKE – The Coin Nobody Asked For 💩

Born from bowel movements, broken dreams, and backseat business calls. Fueled by Carl’s despair, powered by Fatush’s Corolla and legally approved (kind of) by our $4/hr lawyer from Fiverr Tendai on Windows Vista.
💩 Roadmap: written in crayon on toilet paper.
🧠 Utility: NTFs (Are NFTs still a thing? No. Does that stop us? Absolutely not.), Merch and Toilet Tapper 2034 game
🚽 Team: unhinged.
Don’t buy it with logic. Buy it because something inside you is broken.
Token Address: STAY TUNED
👉 https://t.co/b75nACiyXU
#STROKE #memecoin #shitcoin

Toilet paper roadmap
👇👇👇👇

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US health officials linked iceberg lettuce served at Taco Bell to an outbreak of the parasite cyclospora, which causes “explosive” diarrhea. Toilets on fire. 🔥

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@Ace__lord The silence is, unfortunately, eternal. Or not. Life is random… 🧻

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Carl got replaced at his 9–5 by ChatGPT.
With no options left, he accepted a plumbing job on a cruise ship MV Hondius.
That was 2 months ago.
The last thing we heard from him was:
“the toilets are on fire these days 🔥”
Then silence. 🚽💀

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Tap the screen. Watch the toilet react.
Feel absolutely nothing.

It will be finished. Eventually.
Question your life. 🪠

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Happy New Year!

No lessons learned. No growth expected.
Just bigger delusions and worse decisions.

Carl is just happy he finally gets 2 days off work.

See you in the toilet.🚽

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Toilets are on fire lately.

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🎄🚽 Happy Holidays from Stroke

Stay healthy. Stay wealthy. Stay concerned.
We’ve been on cold turkey for a while now.

We’ll be back soon - weaker than ever, more delusional than before.

Merry Xmas.
Flush responsibly. 🧻

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Some thoughts should never leave the bathroom.

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Deep but stupid.

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Woke up feeling like today will be magical.

It wasn’t.
It was Monday.💀

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Other games: 4K cinematics, ray tracing, explosions...

Toilet Tapper: a toilet paper roll slowly turning green.

This is going to be peak gaming.
You simply wouldn’t understand. 🎮🚽

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@cometwtf

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@parkersity_9 Just circling back.

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We hit 300 followers.

Which is wild, considering:
– at least 150 are bots
– around 100 are scammers
– the remaining 50 are confused humans who followed us by accident

Honestly?
We thought even reaching 20 was optimistic.

But here we are.
Growing slowly, mistake by mistake. 🚽

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Today we give thanks for:

- charts that almost pumped
- bags that almost recovered
- devs who almost shipped

May your turkey be juicy, your toilet unclogged,
and your portfolio slightly less depressing than yesterday.

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@ff_v12 Buy high, sell low. Classic.

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Wednesday is just Monday in disguise. Sneaky little freak.

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This is going to be different.

Mostly because we have no idea what we’re doing anymore.

#btc #eth #memecoin

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The chart looks like a staircase leading to hell.
And we keep walking down.
Willingly.

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Our last year being broke.

We say this every year.
One day it might even be true.