Laganja

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

"You have a small dick,"

This is a common insult from a damaged woman,

How did she conclude that your dick is small?

It is either, she has many body counts,

Or vagina is so wide,

Or, her clitoris died due to her addiction to masturbation.

#MasculinitySaturday

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

KTN has analysed how President Ruto spends a lot of money on transport at a time when Kenyans are being burdened by the high cost of living.

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

After 3 men army were fired from NRG radio their career died.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

Pleased to see that even Jomo Kenyatta showed up in the protests.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

If I were in the shoes of the Head of State, I would not have travelled to Azerbaijan - MP Ndindi Nyoro

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Hao watu walikuwa wanapewa insight ya oil prices na Itumbi, yenye ametoa on X.

Ati Trump ametweet. 😂😂😂

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

One thing with gava is you snooze you lose. Just look at doctors.

Matatu guys will never have any more leverage than what they just squandered.

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi defending G to G deal. These are the busybodies who are making noise today and threatening demonstrations

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

Obinna pleads with CS Mbadi to come to his show and explain to Kenyans how they came up with the Finance Bill 2026, decries huge taxation plans

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Uganda has secured more powers at KPC Kenya after buying a 20% stake.

They can now approve the hiring or firing of the CEO and tariff reviews at KPC

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Back in the days ungeona Citizen TV, KTN, NTV wakienda Kisumu time kama hii. Saa hii wako Githurai na Kiambu. Mungu baba.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Lawyers walitupatia mtu bure sana. Faith Odhiambo saa hii angekua all over the place ndo comrades waachiliwe.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ukitaka kuenda mombasa ama kisumu by flight do you also book tickets ama unaenda tu airport unalipa fare kama supermetro?

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Nikikumbuka huyu jamaa ashawahi serve as Vice Chair Kenya National Commission on Human Rights

Mimi hucheka sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kipchumba Murkomen @kipmurkomen who Is now kenyas Minister for Interior was a very chronic Porn addict when he was a senator 10 years ago.

Hawa watu sijui waliingia serikali aje. I am even ashamed to be led by such idiots

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

From the looks of things, Kenya might go the Nepal way anytime soon!!!

[Dr.Stephen Obiero M.D @Retweet_tablike]

Why are the Mountain cousins hated for being hardworking and having a political edge and numbers😌

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

Nairobi CBD is empty. Koja Stage that always has over 100 matatus is empty... But so many plainclothes police officers. Most businesses shut. The President should cut short his holiday and come back. It is no longer, "Hii watu ya matatu"...

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Afya centre inashangaa wakamba wako wapi 😂😂😂

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Whenever this guys are asked for accountability, they start bringing in tribalism and ethnicity. Hassan Omar is such an assho1e