Thomas Austin

Official Twitter of the Thomas Austin Show. If you love your ears being destroyed and your brain turning to mush, give it a listen. On Spotify.

[Thomas Austin @TomAustinShow]

Let rock!

https://t.co/X3iqLKRr1t

[Thomas Austin @TomAustinShow]

Hello airport, I am departing for bluer skies permanently. Taustin17 over there.

I can’t keep going on here for the small amount of people I still have here. Love each of the people who won’t move over.

Mostly because this place…just ain’t it anymore.

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@LeadingReport Hey something actually good for once. Still doesn’t change my stance he should face the guillotine.

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@Variety They made MAGA look racist, which is appropriate.

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@MeidasTouch “Landslide” fucking idiots.

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@JaoDosMeems Did road dogg have any role in creative at TNA?

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@midwestern_ope I have to unfollow this propaganda account.

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@KingDay__ Get Stroud outta there.

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@ApronBump Yes and no.

Catchphrases are what get people over rn, fair.

But The Rock and Stone Cold were catchphrase generators and were the most over of their time.

Cena, Hogan.

Even Bret with the best stuff.

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@PiperK Hahahahahahahaha.

The U.S. has been that way. It’s just generally up in a 4 way tie with the usual suspects.

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@CelticsGotNext Been crashing out, I know that ain’t about me. But it still works.

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@KingDay__ Hahahahahaha get fucked Philadelphia.

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@DanrebV @Carp2291 @zachjacobson It’s hard to use common sense and intelligence on social media. You gotta give him a small break.

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@ApronBump Imma fix this one for you champ:

NEVER.

ENOUGH.

MULTI.

PERSON.

MATCHES.

FOR.

CHAMPIONSHIPS.

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@CelticsGotNext Nah, you have the special hidden Twitter genre. W film takes, L music tastes.

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@BruceIronsNFL Huh?

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@ApronBump Go back one year and do a pb and j sandwich video…

But in the style of the My Way promo

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@CelticsGotNext Feels like a money laundering scheme at this point.

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@ApronBump You should hit him with the “buddy I’m not the one you wanna go toe to toe with”

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@hartgoat Water isn’t private property. No one can claim that.