Tom Bartkowski

California Grown. 🦕🌴🌊🎶📱☕️🐕

[Tom Bartkowski @TomBartkowski]

Yesterday I wasn’t expecting my 2024 bingo card to have my first ever CT Scan with Contrast on it… Getting old is wild!

Sounds like I get to have a follow up one in 3–6 months. Fun times. 🤣

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“Don’t you dare settle for fine.”

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I bought my first pair of Crocs… 🥲
Who am I?

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COVID sucks… It finally caught me.

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“If something makes you sad when it ends, it must have been pretty wonderful when it was happening”

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Let’s go Classic Causeway!
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Hey @tacobell you’re bringing the Mexican Pizza back? BEST NEWS EVER!

I will wait and celebrate my birthday a few days late with the return of the Mexican Pizza! Do you think you can make me a 7 layer Mexican Pizza birthday cake?!?!?

#IBroughtBackTheMexicanPizza #Giveaway

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@tacobell That’s ok! I didn’t even know there were shirts, but if you find any extra ones laying around, I wear a large! 😎 I’m just stoked that the Mexican Pizza is coming back soon!

[Tom Bartkowski @TomBartkowski]

Just heard the most awful news. Starting November 5th @tacobell is getting rid of the Mexican Pizza. As if 2020 couldn’t get any worse. Why does Taco Bell want to hurt us?

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@itshosey For real. Luckily I’m still here!

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I almost fell down half a flight of stairs while leaving work today.

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“Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path.”

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Couples that Croc together stay together?

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So excited for my first day!

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They miscalculated…

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3rd quarter of 2021?!?!?!?!? 😢

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Phew!!! It’s been a week!

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Who else wakes up at 4:30am on their day off?

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your energy belongs in your future, not your past.

[Tom Bartkowski @TomBartkowski]

“It’s never too late to turn the day around.”

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🎶 You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather 🎶