Tom Batchelor Music

Musician. Dad. Person. Spaceman
Current band @riverjesters

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

If @toddmullerBoP & @winstonpeters work together , will they start a New party called "Winnie Blues" ??

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@UrzilaCarlson this hot south African lady came on Netflix and my wife left to bed because she has better jokes then me . Fuck

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

Wow, it's a good thing we're in level one I can finally get around to doing all that sex I couldn't do during lockdown. Phew, that was the only reason. Totally. I have many options what are you talking about.

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@meladoodle Lol dawgs

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@realDonaldTrump I'm glad I live in a country far far away from your fuckwit presidency! Stop tweeting and try and save your citizens lives . ❤️ from New Zealand

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@NewshubPolitics @golrizghahraman The Am show is basically two old national supporters spouting nonsense , I'm surprised Paul Henry isnt try to get on there . Jacinda and labour have done a great job !

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

I'm so glad I wake up everyday and do the Les Mills work outs .. never loved Guinness n chicken nuggets more in my life

[Undertheradar @undertheradarnz]

Mike Skinner and The Streets share a social distancing soundclash with @tameimpala – the first cut revealed from their new mixtape 'None of Us Are Getting Out of This Life Alive', also featuring IDLES 🤯📞
https://t.co/jhLwb02hy2

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

Dream last night: Joined the Nz Army with @meladoodle , we were the only two people in the army , our mission to save the country was to get to my garage and find the gardening tools before the chickens got out. . . Lockdowns taking its toll.

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

Imagine the drama at a #mafs dinner if you told them horoscopes arnt real!

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump is the Osama Binladen of America

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

I did a Glen Hansard cover .. @glenhansard52 he is a spell of a being x https://t.co/dCpwadci4l

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

#FormalFridayNZ was fun ..P.S.A my wife is a babe X

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@aleombruni @realDonaldTrump I'm sorry our brain works like an American trump supporter

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@kiaoraclint Sandra Bullock surely

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@meladoodle Fabulous!

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

#Isolation dinner party ! #FormalFridayNZ @Hilary_Barry

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@meladoodle My chickens tried to do the same shit today , feather or not they ment it they were still being eggs

[Undertheradar @undertheradarnz]

You can support Aotearoa artists directly by purchasing via Bandcamp, who are waiving their share on all sales between 8pm Friday and 8pm Saturday. Imagine if everyone spent what they'd pay for drinks on an average Friday night!

Add in your links below 👇
https://t.co/LXqZCHNioZ

[Tom Batchelor Music @TomBatchelorNZ]

@meladoodle Leader of the Free world 😅